I Got Bagel, Nice

I drew a start for a large lizard-like creature with almost human empathy and the possible ability to speak

*popular creator makes a new character*

Creator:thats my boy

Creator 5 mins later:no my boy!

New character:FATHER HELP

i feel ya, i f e e l y a

PLEASE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME PLAYING DELTARUNE IT'S BEEN A M O N T H LET ME WIN JEVIL

Ok so I'm playing monks campaign on my switch as saint, and when I met pebbsi he just, shot me to karma 10, anyways imma get slugtree ending with ascended saint, but before that I'm currently carrying three neurons I stole from pebbsi to give to moon through industrial, and I'm gonna go through the wastes route to shoreline because even though I ate two neurons in pebbsi I still hate citadel and I will do whatever I can to avoid going through that hell-hole if I can help it, the only reason I would be forced to go through citadel would be if I'm trying to get all data porls for moon, and I would still try to make my time there as short as possible

thats because we kinda are

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it

Update

I have now designed both leo tollia, who is fakuro's tether

And Ophelia savim, who is zafrukkis tether

My brainrot is prolly terminal by now, I have already made four vani, designed a tether for one of said vani, and have concepts for the tethers of the other three

I made this girl in a pony maker called "dreammaker"

They have she/her pronouns and they don't have a name yet

y e s

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.