I should try that! 🐑✨
my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
I'll tell y'all if my wish comes true 🌠✨😉
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
For me, it's the words "brat" and "bratty". I don't care if you're a Military Brat, even hearing the word in a benign context (i.e., not an old crank justifying the hatred of children) makes me feel like all the blood is rushing to my head, and my eyes instantly fill with tears. I do try to control myself in such situations. I know Ye Olde Military Brats wear your label with pride. You can have your Brat Tamer kink, but never talk to me about it. Even if I'd ordinarily agree that a kid is rude or badly behaved, I'd choose any other word that'd work. And the whole Brat Summer thing is almost funny, but it's had me cringing hard. For some reason mentioning Bratz dolls is fine. (I was never into them, but I understand the context is just about toys.) Even seeing "brat" and "bratty" in print feels either like I suddenly can't read, or like a slight jumpscare. I also dislike "twerp", "twaddle", and "whore".
I have misophonia and logomisia...
I won't share my name publicly, but I promise you one thing: it's NOT Amanda. ("Hey Not Amanda!")✨💖
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
Thanks for tagging me!
I expected to get the golden retriever, but the sheep is super cute!
Fun little quiz
it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card
Passing the phone to people who'll actually listen to me
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Passing the phone tag game
Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others
Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character
@immastealyourfood @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @narwhals-randomness @thund3randrain @alliestatefanficworld @lucegoose-the-second @thescarleteevee @crazyinlovewithfandoms
20 years old and still watches kids shows
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