ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: If You Walk From Home, School, Office Or Anywhere And You Are Alone And

This is genius!

Endgame scenes that should have happened #2: Thruce

Steve: So Bruce, do you think…. you and Nat…. I mean, I know this is hardly the time but….

Bruce: I don’t think so, Steve. Not with me like this. She’s hardly going to go for….

Thor: What are you talking about? You have never looked better.

Tony: Very funny.

Thor: I’m serious. You’re the whole package now, Bruce. Brains, brawn, that handsome face, those mighty muscles, that lovely green….

Steve: Are you…. OK Thor?

Thor: I mean, Banner was attractive before of course, in his small human way, and Hulk was powerful and manly, but now…. well, I don’t see how anyone could resist you.

Bruce: *smiling* Thanks, Thor. Can I just say, while we’re on the subject, that I think a bit of extra weight really suits you. The hair, too - great to see you with the full golden mane again. And as for that beard, well. It’s glorious.

Thor: *Putting his hand on Banner’s arm and gazing into his eyes* Bruce, you’re too kind.

Steve:

Tony: OK, so I’m just going to ask this once. Did something…… happen between you two out in space?

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The first thing I got was “slutty ??? nerd” then this.

Damn this is accurate…

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

This needs to happen in real life or in a fanfic!!!!!

since superfamily is a thing can we make Thor and Bruce having Skaar as a thing?

I mean look at this huge sweetheart in his Hulk form

like maybe they find him when they’re on Sakaar or whatever you feel like

@gelu-the-babosa-multiversal

Can we have shared custody of him? Please?

Welcome to transformers! choose a character that barely gets any attention!

Me: I’m gonna sit down and write!!

My brain’s ability to string words into sentences:

A drawing I made for my story. Plus, Little Stan and Little Eda are adorable!

Let’s see where this goes!

“I think I got got everything we need for the spell just like last time.” Dipper stated as he exited out the elevator carrying a rather large box for himself to be carrying.

He set the box down on the ground next to Stan’s head, now Ford can see that the box is filled with many candles. Some new, some used, and some....covered in glitter?

“Plus, Grunkle Stan’s favorite pillow so he doesn’t have to lay his head on the dirty floor anymore!”

While Dipper was setting up some of the candles, Mabel took the dirty and worn out pillow she was carrying out of the elevator and placed it underneath Stan’s head.

She had a smile on her face while making her Grunkle as comfortable as she could on the dirty floor but, if they looked closely at her, they could tell that her smile was just a mask she was wearing to hide her fear. She was the cheerful and positive twin. That was her job since she was born.

“Are you sure you kids know what you’re doing? You’re dealing with dangerous things.” He knows how how powerful these spells are and the last thing he needs right now is some else getting hurt.

Ford felt hard eyes on him. Like needles being jabbed into him.

“Listen hear Great-Uncle Ford.” Dipper voice was as cool as ice yet his eyes were refusing to look up at the man he used to worshiped like a God. Oh the irony. “We have been dealing with dangerous things all summer. All things that could have possibly killed us. We can handle this ourselves, we’ve done this once before anyway.”

His next line was like a needle though Ford’s heart.

“So stay out of it....we don’t need you to hurt Grunkle Stan again.”

The room was quite. No one wanted to comment on his words. The only noise in the room was Dipper taking more the candles out of the box and setting them up in a circle around Stan.

Where his words harsh? Yes, yes they were.

Did Dipper care? Nope, not at all. All he wants right now is for his Grunkle to be ok.

Soon later everything was set.

Just like last time, they all had one of their hands on Stan’s head inside the lit circle of candles.

“Is everyone ready?”

“Yep!”

“You got it dude!”

“.....yes.”

Right when Dipper was about to start the incantation. They heard the elevator descending from the main floor. None of them were paying attention when the elevator was called up.

Ford was the first one to move, “Who is that?” His free hand immediately went to his gun on his thigh ready for another unwanted individual.

As soon as the elevator opened it’s doors, heavy boots and a loud, angry, and......feminine(?) voice bounced off the walls of the basement.

The individual yelled out, “What the hell is going on?!”

You know those AUs and fics where Stan is badly injured/dying in NWHS when the portal opens, and it forces Ford to react differently when he steps out?

Imagine Stan being more exhausted than he was in canon (after all, he was fighting off agents, sprinting across town, and getting thrown around the basement, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug but still)…exhausted to the point that when Ford punches him in the face, Stan just straight up passes out

I’m just picturing Ford going “OH CRAP DID I REALLY HIT HIM THAT HARD” and Soos freaking out that “MR. PINES IS DEAD” and Mabel and Dipper still being like “WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G”

(and Stan will be fine, of course, but Ford’s potential reactions in this scenario are hilarious to me for some reason)

Ok, listen up people!

If you have a Dollar Tree near you and are a Transformers: Rescue Bots fan, go to their stationery aisle and look for the flash cards section. They have Transformers: Rescue Bots flash cards that for once actually have decent and accurate art on them!!!

Look how cute they are! You guys know how there’s barely any merchandise for Rescue Bots, so this is a great addition to any mini collection. 

I would watch the hell out of this if it was a tv show!

I found a thread and decided… Hm… Maybe a need a little bit of sin afterall…

….Brb, ‘bout to make a crossroad demon deal to make this happen.

Thinking about how I would write an adult Scooby-Doo series, because I think it can be done.

The first thing I’d do is make the characters actually be adults.  Still young, but adults, in the mid to late 20s range.  Mystery Inc. is a private detective type business that they run together.  In this universe, the supernatural/ghosts/etc are real, but not necessarily common, so when they take on a case, the culprit might be a person disguised as a monster, or it might actually be a real ghost.  The stakes can be higher; sometimes a bad guy is legitimately trying to kill them.  Sometimes the mystery they’re trying to solve is a murder.  Sometimes they actually get hurt on their cases.

Fred: the core of Fred’s character should be that he’s incredibly kind.  Like, give a stranger the shirt off his back kind.  The “Fred can’t talk to potential clients because he might take a case for free and we need to eat” kind.  He’s an honest and good person and sometimes gets himself into trouble because he assumes other people are too.  While he’s not very good at reading people or noticing ulterior motives, he’s brilliant when it comes to mechanical or engineering type stuff, so he’s the one who keeps the mystery machine running, builds their gadgets, and of course, designs the traps.

Daphne: she comes from old money, and her parents absolutely despise her life choices, to the point where they haven’t officially disowned her, but they have basically cut her off, so she doesn’t actually have access to any family money.  Growing up wealthy has granted her a variety of skills, including speaking multiple languages, horseback riding, and fencing.  She’s very into fashion and jewelry (even if she can’t afford it anymore) and has extensive knowledge of both that can occasionally provide a vital clue in a case. And even though her parents have cut her off, Daphne still has a wide network of contacts she can ask for favors sometimes, because she’s personable, and people tend to like her.  Daphne is also very emotionally intelligent, and is usually the one who can spot when someone is lying to them.

Side note - I ship Fred and Daphne, so I think I would start them off as an established couple for this universe.  Dating, engaged, married, I don’t care.  They are stupidly in love, ride or die for each other.  There’s no will they, won’t they, no worries about cheating.  They are in a healthy, happy, loving relationship, and no one (not even Daphne’s disapproving parents) are going to mess that up for them.

Velma: she is the forensics nerd who sometimes gets super excited about the wrong thing at the wrong time (”He was mummified in seconds? That’s so cool!” “Velma!  His wife is standing right there!” “Oh.  Sorry.”).  She’s not purposely insensitive, she just gets laser focused on her work and forgets to filter herself sometimes.  She’s also the one who can get so fixated on solving whatever mystery they’re working on, she’s willing to bend or maybe break laws.  Is breaking and entering really so bad?  Not if it gets them answers.

Shaggy: he is still the comic relief, but he’s the comic relief by being the only person in the group that actually has common sense.  He manages the business’s finances, he’s the only one who knows how to cook, and the others tease him for being a coward sometimes, but Shaggy maintains that if a ghost with an axe is coming for you, running is the only sensible option.  He should also have a range of random knowledge that sounds useless, but sometimes saves the day (ex ventriloquism, origami, the history of spoons, etc).

Scooby: as this is a universe where supernatural creatures exist, Scooby is an ancient eldritch type being that took a shine to Shaggy when he was a kid, and took the form of a talking dog to befriend and hang out with him.  Aside from the talking dog bit and not aging, he never uses his powers in a way that anyone notices.  The audience is not told upfront that Scooby is an ancient eldritch being; it should slowly be hinted at throughout the series so the audience put it together, but the characters never realize it.  Scooby genuinely considers Shaggy to be his best friend, and cares about the rest of the gang too.