Waiting 20 Long Years (probably Like An Hour) For My Devoted Husband (ao3) To Return Home From The Trojan

I still find it funny when people think Merthur was just another “hot guy” ship and not an attempt to avoid the tragic narrative established by Arthurian legend.

Like, if you watched the show knowing anything about the lore, you knew from the first episode:

Gwen (Guinevere) would be Arthur’s wife but famously fall in love with Lancelot, cheat, and be sentenced to death

Morgana was his secret half-sister

Merlin was the safe option

sweet thing

Vi: hey cupcake I need a favor

Caitlyn, immediately pulling official pardon papers out of her jacket pocket: which family member needs to get out of jail this time

Vi: what the fuck why is that your assumption

Cait: jinx, Vander, Ekko? You have a pattern of having extremely criminal family.

Vi: and you just… were willing to illegally pardon them? On my say-so?

Cait: yes

Vi: these… these are pre-signed.

Cait: yes

Vi: Cait you’re the Sheriff.

Cait: yes

Vi: cupcake… exactly… how down bad are you for me?

Cait: yes.

spitting, handcuffing, slapping, blindfolding... cait baby I wasn't familiar with your game 🥰

This man right here

i can't stress it enough how crazy the love triangle situation is. mizu and akemi have a slow motion romcom first glance at each other. mizu and taigen are enemies to lovers. mizu taunts akemi about taigen while wearing his scarf. mizu imagines taigen while seeing a threesome. mizu and akemi have sex scenes juxtaposed with each other. taigen and mizu's brawl is an obvious parallel to mizu and mikio. "this isn't over" "i know". both could happen. neither could happen. all could happen all at once. and i'm watching it all like this

that’s a whole man.

he’s got rejection sensitivity