Have A Secret, Can You Keep It?

Imagine scaramouche actually being nice to you??? It feels like the sun rose from the wrong direction, you even checked his temperature to see if he was sick or not.

"why the hell are you acting so stupid" he asked you "nothing.. I just thought you hit your head on the wall" he looked slightly taken aback and yelled at you "are you insulting me!?" you gave him a small sarcastic smile as you opened your mouth to mock him "of course not my lord" and he stood up and rushed out (he did not talk to you for half of the day, he wanted you to admit that you were wrong for mocking him when he was nice to you but you didn't and he couldn't stay mad forever) well he could but I'm not going to write about that

could I request poly Xiao and Venti x Reader headcanons if you'd be okay with it? No pressure tho, I wasn't sure if it goes against your rules since it technically still is an x reader ^^'

HI! Of course i'm fine with it anon :) i find venti and xiao pretty cute so thats cool with me!

venti and xiao... hm living with them is ... how do i explain, one is bright as day and one is quiet as night. Your relationship is the same one moment being dragged by the bard that is named venti the other moment is a shared silence with a adepti.

they love you equally as much, one is a archon while the other is a adepti. Life with them is something you possibly cannot get bored of, although sometimes its tiring

They definitely would argue about who spends more time with you (they ended up keeping a system where one day you're with venti the other with xiao and the rest of the days you hang out with both of them, unless they have duties to attend to. Then they will give you a note ahead of time and make up for the lost time later.

Okay now listen, you better know how to cook BECAUSE THE KITCHEN IS A MESS. VENTI. CAN ABSOLUTELY. N O T COOK. and xiao only knows one dish sooo unless you want to starve I recommend learning cooking [or get delivery food]

Venti and you tease xiao over his height (xiao had the "look who's talking" face written all over while he glared at the bard) and if you're short too you're definitely being made fun of, good luck with that~

if it's modern au xiao would be the introverted emo and venti would be the guitarist that sings in the street, you all probably met while xiao was at a coffee shop where venti sang ever so often. It was a awkward first encounter but you started seeing them more and more!

You guys definitely have dates that are mostly indoor like gaming, a guitar lesson by the amazing venti or trying to bake!

A/n: that's all aha— I'm on writers block so it's pretty terrible, but I hope you like it!~

Soft venti hcs because I'm dying

Venti likes to hold your hand when he walks or goes anywhere.

He would share his spotify playlists with you

If he were to be a teacher he'd be a music or arts teacher!

I can see him also play the piano and guitar

He likes singing for you

He finds the nights calming and relaxing also likes to take your hand and dance as the winds go by

I can see him having interests in different thing's

If he was your bf

He would get you fast food, from your own money because he has none.

Likes giving you kisses on the cheek.

He would cuddle you and be clingy.

You both can be in a public place and he'd hug you from behind because he wants to show his love for you.

“I know it's cheesy but I would be willing to bring you the moon if you ask of me”

He makes songs dedicated to you.

Likes teasing you.

Tried learning your favorite foods so that he can make it himself.

Mostly can't do shit.

If he lived alone he would get noodles to pass his time.

Headpats.

Does not pay for his drinks.

Drunk singing.

Goes to a lot of parties probably.

Currently on a hiatus but I've been playing honkai impact for a good while,, the characters are so hot..

Picnic dates with venti would be really nice, you both would go pick out apples, he probably tried making effort to perfect the dishes you like, he would try anything to make dates with him memorable, you both would end up holding eachother and that's how the day would come to an end..

Au where xiao is the grim reaper,, someone write this I'm too lazh

Childe yandere headcanons where he forces you to get married/want to have kids?

contains yandere themes and mentions of force

you were not directly involved with the harbingers but you were just a small florist which childe got flowers from for his little siblings, you were just so un real to his eyes that he couldn't resist but to ask about you. The way you were so oblivious kills him he would do anything to have you and make you his.

so he does it by pressuring you, making your business run into thin air. You wondered why no one was showing up lately to your shop and that's when childe arrives with a proposal.

"if you marry me i will make sure everything in your life is more perfect then ever, trust me i can make your life heavenly i can give you anything and everything" though, if you don't listen and reject him he will make your life hell to the point you have to accept the offer. It was your fault for making him so enchanted by your charm and looks.

he just has to have you even if he has to push you at your lowest for it.

once you become his spouse he will be happy and treat you everything he promised, that is of course if you behave if you don't then expect him to not care about you he will force you to have kids even if that means violating your privacy, he told you he is a family man and he wants his children in you and if you do not agree he can always resort to other methods..

i swear i’m not slacking off im just tired and busy, my shoulders hurt really badly too i can barely stand hbdvhf anyway would anyone like to send asks? it can be anything i just need some motivation 

Imagine if zhongli and venti just like out of nowhere got thrown to our world — I should write that

Oak okay okay hear me out now, I've been playing genshin on my new device and I have so many new ideas .

So for some reason I'm a childe simp so what about childe who buys flowers from a florist (you) and it's for his "friend" and he shows up very frequently so at this point the florist just feels bad for him and gives him the flowers on a discount. Okay yeah I gave up on the rest