I Hoard Unused Voice Training Resources Like Smaug

Saw people drawing their lamb in a sexy bunny outfit 

Inspired by recent events, this felt like an appropriate course of action.

things i have seen/experienced working in a toy store:

• a customer asking me if boys like coloring

• a customer telling her daughter she can’t give out ice cream stickers for party favors because there will be boys there

• an older couple laughing about how there’s a pink toy sword because a boy would never play with a pink toy sword (because i guess boys can’t like pink and girls don’t play with toy swords. also it wasn’t even pink it was red lol)

• a customer refusing to buy a snail robot kit for his nephew because it was “too cute for a boy”

• a customer sharply reminding me she was buying a gift for a boy when i suggested play food

• a customer telling her daughter she needed to pick a different birthday card for her friend because the one she chose had a pink envelope (her friend was a boy)

• a customer asking what a boy would like for valentine’s day instead of the stuffed dogs she was getting for the girls

• a customer getting upset when my coworker used blue ribbon on a gift bag because the present was for a girl

• a customer saying a toy guitar was “too girly” for her grandson, based only on the fact that the box had a picture of a girl playing with it (the guitar was red with yellow music notes)

but yeah, trans people have some real weird ideas about gender

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

sighs… sure why not

bonus ko-fi content (lambslaughter):

God damn I’ve been Owned…

I did the funni cotl characters in bunny outfit trend on a draw pile

Finally made my version of Lambert - with a nickname Beran ✨ he/they - Pan

They are of course inspired by my country Czechia, having clothes inspired by a traditional folk costume 🌼 (of course they can be simplified)