They're Actually So Funny

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

my gf @basket-of-loquats is writing a coalacroux fanfic and it's absolutely destroying me!!! 😀

It’s ironic! Have another shitpost in honor of OUAWs return 👍

one of the funniest things about lost is that everyone's hair looks sooo much better when they're stuck on the island than it does off-island

hot take but I think Sawyer has definitely kissed a man before and was capping during that knockoff never have I ever game. I mean he must have smooched men just a wee bit, just a tad, just a smidgen. I refuse to believe he hasn't done a little bit of the man kissing.

Was that drink spiked with truth serum or am I just happy to see you?

I am cringe and I am not free 💔🥀

Have s’more doodles y’all! I’ll actually post something eventually I swear

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.