Live Footage From Our First Among Us Game

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

my gf @basket-of-loquats is writing a coalacroux fanfic and it's absolutely destroying me!!! 😀

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So im watching Lost for the first time, am I tripping balls for thinking sayid and sawyer would be an A tier ship???

pov: you are one of my crewmates and thought it was sus ive been in admin so long

description under the cut:

Two astronauts are standing beside each other.

The green suited astronaut asks, "What are you staring at?"

The white suited astronaut responds, pointing, "him."

A red suited astronaut stands by a table with a card swipe machine. The reader beeps and says "bad read. try again."

"He's been trying for five minutes," the white astronaut says.

There is a screenshot from Among Us where the card reader says "too slow. try again."

"He doesn't know how to swipe his card." the green astronaut says.

The red astronaut has tears in his eyes and sniffles.

"He's crying." the green astronaut says, looking exasperated.

Do u know what's DISGUSTING? It's when you have to remove insects from the only loaf of bread you're allowed to eat each day, but to make fun of ourselves, we call these insects "free protein." And as the saying goes, when you're hungry, your mind shuts down. Now I cover my nose when eating a loaf of bread so I don't smell it, and I avoid looking at it so I don't see the insects...

But that's not important, there's worse. Malnutrition is starting to affect my 6 y.old sister, as intestinal worms are eating away at her body from the inside out and destroying her health. So, I'm appealing to you all to donate so I can buy a clean bag of flour for $570 and provide treatment for her. She's slowly dying... Or by paypal

My campaign has been verified.

10/10 dad joke

What do y’all know about Lost (2004)

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing