Short DP X DC Prompts #147

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

I used to do similar stuff in old Attack of the b team mod pack servers, except I would use the morph mod to turn into either a bat or a baby cave spider and then I’d tunnel 1 block tall mazes up down left and right underneath the server, at some parts I would even add extra mob checks with stairs and slabs so you had to have a half block or quarter block size mob to turn into to get anywhere.

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

you! tumblr user!

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.