My Dog Won't Stop Calling His Kennel "the Bone Zone." Stop It Dude. That's. Ugh

something something the banality of progress

the innumerable butterfly effects exerted on human relations by the fact that in text messages you have to think of something to talk about or you essentially disappear, whereas if you lie your head on someone’s shoulder you can’t disappear

The Wellspring, Brendon Burton

cut me open and look around. take home a souvenir. remember me for my exposed and mixed up guts

i'm in the spinny castle from that one Peter Capaldi episode. they're trying to get me to confess my grandmother's recipe for "gin in a coffee mug." i will never tell. i'll keep dying for millions of years

none so cunty

walking nearer the house where the elklink left its tracks rn

he's fully divine so actually all this goes out the window

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

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slice of the day is girl spit, boy spit, and polish sausage

English added by me :)