My Least Favorite Kind Of Author Self-insert Is The Tiny Irrelevant Pervert Creature

i KNOW his psychic ability is unmatched in this precinct

the Hatsune Miku UN are all they all the members of the Hatsune Miku UN ARE not wearing shoes, boots, whathaveyou uhhh TEVAS all their feet are out and they stink they are dirty unwashed little miku feet and and one of them has a gun to my head and—just then: woooo woooo wooo okay the doctor is here he'll know what to do

hey baby, do you come often?

what is this part of the body called?

i should really have a little door here. or a hatch. there should be improved access to my sigmoid colon.

open it up, take a look inside. cradle it in your hand, sure: lift it into my abdominal cavity. what else is to be done?

remake of Barry Lyndon lit only by sports bar flat screens

what is this part of the body called?