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Goethe-Institut did a web series a while back aimed at new arrivals in Germany and I like how it make sure to teach people that a lot of Germans are rude af

like, this is a genuine scene from an ep:

I’m 1000% sure this is what happened (based on this post by @enjolrasoftheday​)

UEFA: no rainbow lights on the stadium today

Germany: sounds like you want rainbows everywhere else then!

(rainbow prognosis: rainbows possible between 5pm and 9:30pm)

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

A love poem for the Last Universal Common Ancestor, the last of its kind and the first of our own at the beginning of the world.

Spatort but it’s a romcom

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

“In my friend, I find a second self.”

c.s. lewis / my best friend by the coral / @slugspoon (alivia horsley) / @billypotts / hanya yanagihara / ‘after party ll’ salman toor / the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy / a summer’s tale / lorde / hanya yanagihara / abed and troy (community) with a winnie the pooh quote @weelezzer / isabel norton