Shady-the-simp - Your Favorite Wh0re

I want to see how much of tumblr is aro

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I just wanna be a snake with my other snake friends and just get into snake shenanigans like some sort of cartoon.

like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

HOLY FUCK IT IS ONE AM AND I HAVE CLASSES IN THE MORNING BUT-

BILLY HARGROVE audio recs

18+

1. Billy owns you

2. Billy takes control

3. Neighbor! Billy

4. Vanilla! Billy

5. You tease Billy

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thank you for all the love on the steve post! i’m working to find some henry/001/vecna audios for you all, unfortunately his voice is hard to find. much love xx

Kinktober list babyyyyyy! Ik its early but still. Send me ur asks and ill put them on da list!

1. Lingerie

2. Dacryphilia

3. Temperature Play

4. Cosplay

5. Dry Humping

6. Public

7. Corruption

8. Degradation

9. Hair pulling

10. Marking

11. Cockwarming

12. Bondage

13. Knife kink

14. Edging

15. Somnophilia

16. Squirting

17. Overstimulation

18. Exhibitionism

19. Face sitting

20. Toys

21. Bath Sex

22. Mommy Kink

23. Thigh Riding

24. Dirty Talk

25. CunnilIgus

26. Praise

27. Body Worship

28. Mutual Masterbation

29. Phone Sex

30. Size Kink

31. Breeding

just watched gabriel (2014) and am currently having a mental breakdown HES SO BABYGIRL I CRY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS

i saw your writing for charlie 🧎🏻‍♀️

reader is friends with robbie,

charlie has a thing for reader so he tells robbie he had a wet dream about her or something and robbie accidentally tells reader.

reader makes sure that dream comes true

OHOHOHO YES. Immediately!

An Unforgettable Dream

Pairing: Virgin!Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, mention/description of wet dreams, fem/AFAB reader (she/her pronouns, female anatomy), Robbie is his own chaotic warning, use of Y/N, blowjob (m recieving), cursing, smoking, readers on the pill, p in v sex

Word count: 1,468

You walked down the hall, towards your locker which you shared with Charlie, seeing him and Robbie next to it. You overheard your name somewhere in that conversation and stopped to listen, not walking up just yet.

"So, tell me what happened in the dream, man! You can't just tell me you had a wet dream about Y/N and not tell me how it went!" Robbie never could shut up, could he?

"Robbie! You need to be quieter sometimes..." He looked around, at which you turned around to avoid him recognizing you.

"Fine... I was just sitting at my desk and she was there. And I uh... I told her I was struggling with the work that I was doing, and she knelt down and...ya know...sucked my...cock." Charlie's face turned bright red and he rubbed the back of his neck. Robbie almost fucking squealed in excitement.

"YES! I KNEW YOU LIKED HER! What else happened?" He bit his nails in excitement that at this point, you couldn't tell if it was an act or not.

"I uhhhhh, I got really close and then she-" He cleared his throat.

"Um, she rode me until we both came." Charlie looked at his shoes, embarrassed as fuck. You thought this was the perfect time to walk up to the two.

"Hey Charlie!" You greeted him with the usual kiss on the cheek, that felt a lot more intimate after hearing him describe that dream. You leaned in to whisper in his ear,

"I could make that dream come true~" You whispered in his ear, causing Charlie to sputter and pull back quickly.

"You- You heard that! I uh..." He stuttered causing you to giggle, amused at the embarrassed boy.

"Of course I did, silly! You two aren't exactly quiet, you know. Why don't you wait for me at my car after school?" You smiled and walked away from the two, hearing one last sentence from Robbie before you went to class

"YOU'RE GETTING LAID!"

Time skip brought to you by Michael Myers' huge cock and massive balls.

And to your surprise, he actually showed up. He looked so cute, all flustered and leaning up against your car. You lit a cigarette and walked up to him.

"Hey cutie! You gonna get in?" You unlocked the car and he stumbled to get in the passenger side.

"So, my place or yours? My mom's working all night." You turned towards him, waiting for a response.

"Uh, yeah, we'll do yours...." He trailed off, avoiding eye contact as best as he could.

"Great!" You pulled out of the parking lot and placed your hand on his thigh. His face turned bright red and he looked out the window.

The drive seemed surprisingly short for you, but unbearably long for Charlie. You jumped out of the car, pulling the startled boy with you. You unlocked the front door and tugged Charlie up to your room. You sat down on your bed and he just stood there, confused.

"Well, get to work! You told me it started off with you doing schoolwork, so, get to it!" You pulled out a book, leaving him no choice but to sit at your desk and do his homework.

Unsurprisingly, it was very quiet, other than the record spinning on the player in the corner. Charlie cleared his throat, causing you to look up at him.

"I um- I need help..." He said under his breath.

"Sorry, what was that? I didn't quite hear you." You smiled innocently at him.

"Can you please....suck me uh...suck me off?" He said slightly louder.

"Of course I can!" You happily pulled out the chair he was on and knelt down under the desk.

"Before we start, are you a virgin?" His cheeks flushed and he nodded sheepishly, confirming your suspicions.

You unbuttoned his jeans and he lifted up his hips to help you get them and his boxers off. He was beautiful, about 6 inches and cut with a big vein running up the underside. Not too big for you to take, but still big. You looked up at him through your lashes and spoke.

"You're really big, Charlie..." You pressed your tongue to the tip and licked off the beads of precum, making him gasp. He was very sensitive. You smiled at him and took the tip on your mouth, sucking lightly.

"H-holy fuuuck~" He moaned out and his hips twitched, making you pull off of him.

"Charlie, I thought you said you needed help? How is this helping if I'm distracting you?" You tilted your head sweetly at him and he flushed even more- if that was possible.

"I'm sorry, it just feels really good..." He seemed sincerely apologetic and you almost felt bad.

"Maybe I should go easy on you, this is your first time after all..." You thought out loud. He nodded enthusiastically, making you smirk. You went back down and sucked the tip, making him gasp again.

You took him down to the base, his tip hitting the back of your throat and spurting hot pre down your throat.

"ahh fUCk!" He moaned out, breathing heavily already. You smiled and started bobbing your head up and down, focusing on the tip when you got to it. He moaned and groaned loudly into the air, rewarding you for your efforts. It seemed like he was trying not to thrust his hips up into you, so you pulled off again.

"You can fuck my throat, it's okay." You went back down on him, not giving him a chance to catch his breath.

He whined and thrusted his hips up, making you moan around him. The vibrations from your moan made him cum without warning.

"Fuck, I'm sorry!" He moaned as he came down your throat. You swallowed all of it and pulled off of him. He started to apologize even more but you interrupted him.

"Charlie, it's okay. That was your first blowjob, I'm surprised you even lasted that long. Do you still want me to ride you, or is that too much?" You really hoped he would let you, you were soaking from his moans.

He nodded and you smiled up at him. You got up and brought him over to the bed, taking off the rest of yours and his clothes. You stroked him until he got completely hard again, enjoying his moans and whimpers as you did so. You got on top of him, but he stopped you before you could sink down.

"Wait! What about protection?"

"Well, you're a virgin, we've both been tested, and I'm on the pill, so I'm not worried about it. I want you to feel everything for your first time." And with that, you sank down, taking almost all of him in one go. The stretch burned slightly, but the look on his face made it so worth it.

His mouth and eyes were wide open and he let out a strangled moan when you sunk down completely. You started to move, but he stopped you again.

"WaIT!" His voice cracked as he held your hips, "Ahh~ You're so warm and tIGHT, I don't wanna cum yet!" You smiled at the adorable boy underneath you.

"Charlie," you leant down and placed a kiss to his lips, "as long as you let me keep going after you cum, there's no doubt that I will too." He smiled against your lips and kissed you again, making you smile as well.

"You ready?" He nodded and you started moving. He almost screamed in pleasure and you let out fewer, quieter moans. You continued a slow pace until you got used to him, then sped up. He thrashed and gripped the sheets underneath you, the pleasure too overwhelming.

"AHH! I can't- fuck, you feel too good! Ahh, I'm gonna cum already, shit!" He thrusted his hips up to meet yours and spilled inside of you, moaning really loudly as he did so. You helped him through his high, only stopping your movements when he started to whine.

"No! You didn't cum..."

"Are you sure you want me to keep going? It might be too much." He nodded eagerly and you smiled at him. You leant down and pulled him up with you, the both of you now sitting up. You started moving again and kissed him, and he moaned into the kiss.

You continued to ride him, your moans drowned out as his were much louder.

"Oh fuck, Charlie! Ahh, I'm gonna cum." He nodded and started thrusting up to meet you, too overwhelmed to speak. You kissed him and both groaned into the kiss as you came together. You sighed happily as he finished inside of you again, pulling off of him and rolling to the side or him.

"Was that everything you dreamed of?" You asked and he smiled and looked down at you on his chest.

"Everything and more..."

Me when Billy Lenz:

Okay ummm what about a Billy Lenz X reader who is just as nasty as him? I always see fics of billy being… well Billy and calling the reader a filthy piggy and the reader always has the same reaction to it. So I think it would be funny if they were like him and called him things like that and stuff- idk this sounds kinda stupid now that I’m reading it over again but oh well hopefully you understand what I mean :,)

Alright anon, my love <3. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: explicit language, dirty talk, submissive male, mutual maturbation, masturbation, female reader, phone sex and any more I forgot

Billy always called the sorority when he felt that strange feeling build up in his stomach. He usually felt it after watching you, even when you did the most mundane of things. Like that time he hid in your closet and rubbed one out while you studied for an upcoming exam. Every time he called you never answered, even though he hoped you would.

He never thought you could be as naughty as him.

"Y/N! We're going to the store! Do you need anything?" Barb called out from the door.

"Just some smokes!" You yelled back, not raising your head from the book you were focused on.

"Way ahead of you..." She murmured before closing the door as the rest of the house left. You turned back to your book. It was getting to the good part, the killer chasing the poor girl through the streets. As you pictured the scene in your head, you felt a tingling between your legs. You rubbed your thighs together in hopes to get some sort of relief.

Little did you know, the brown haired man was watching you from the attic, stroking his cock at a furious pace, trying to bring himself to climax. He cried out as he came into his hands, but it wasn't all of it. He whimpered as he tried again, but his attempts were for naught. He slowly crawled over to the phone, picking it up and calling the number of the house.

You heard the phone rings and you put you book down, sighing as you walked down the stairs. You picked up the Phone and heard moaning from the other end.

"Hah~ Pretty piggy! Hahaha! You finally answered!" You heard the crazed voice yell into the receiver.

"Oh yeah? You touching yourself? Your stupid fucking cock all hard for me?" The moans amplified on the other end as you degraded him.

"Oh fuck!~ Pretty p-piggy! So naughty, just like Billy! Hahaha- fuck!" His moans interrupted his maniacal laughter.

You hated to admit it, but his moans turned you on.

"God, your disgusting Billy. Its cute~" You moaned into the receiver to rile him up.

"B-billy...cute?" He asked in between his moans.

"Yes Billy, you're cute." You said into the receiver as you slipped your hand into your pants.

"N-AH!" He yelled out as he came, body writhing in pleasure.

"There you go slut, let it all out~"

I hope this is what you meant Anon! All the loves -Kai <3

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