in which regency! era wilbur and you hate each other’s guts.
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hi. this is my baby. i have cried and have had sleepless nights over this fic, trying to make it perfect. it is the best goddamn thing i have ever written, and i beg of you to be nice to it. please, if you like it, share it. i’m begging on my knees. i have never loved anything i’ve written as much as i love this. if people love it enough, i will probably take blurbs for specific scenes from another pov, or blurbs of life after marriage. but i am begging, treat my baby well.
huge thank you’s to caroline, zone, and lyss. lyss for inspiring me to begin writing again after almost two years, zone for being my proofreader, and my sweet sweet caroline for giving me the idea for the fic and letting me torture her with ideas. i love all of you, tysm. please please please enjoy.
word count - 11.5k
Your mother toddled round the seamstresses shop, fabrics in hand. “Oh! I almost tripped over the silk. What a shame that would have been to ruin such a fine fabric, especially with how well it compliments your skin tone.” She held it up to your face as you stood on the raised platform.
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Who I write for:
Chuckle Sandwich
Certain Slashers (Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, the Sinclair brothers, Herbert West, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Billy Lenz, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Brahms Heelshire, Charlie Walker, Patrick Bateman)
Some stranger things (Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, robin Buckley, Nancy wheeler, Johnathan byers, Billy Hargrove)
Certain band members (Kurt Cobain, Saul “Slash” Hudson, Axl Rose, Jonathan Davis, Brian “Head” Welch)
Some AHS (Tate Langdon, Violet Harmon, Kit Walker, Kai Anderson, Jimmy Darling, Kyle Spencer[both before and after resurrection], James Patrick March)
Loki Laufeyson
Joseph Quinn
Some dbd killers (Danny, Michael, joey)
Tangerine (Bullet Train)
The Walking Dead (Daryl Dixon, Negan Smith, Rick Grimes, Carol Peletier)
The Lost Boys (Paul, Marko, Dwayne, David)
Jack Thurlow (Jack Goes Home)
Gabriel (Gabriel 2014)
Clyde (Electrick Children)
Danny Cooper (Intruders 2015)
Ollie Sway (Song of Sway Lake)
Good Omens (Crowley, Aziraphale)
ViewAskewnverse (Jay, Silent Bob, Randall, Dante, Alyssa)
Motley Crue (Nikki, Tommy, Mick, Vince)
Metallica (James, Lars, Kirk, Cliff)
(Thats all I can think of for now. Please feel free to ask questions!)
What I won't write:
Child x adult smut
Zoophile
Furries (idk how it works)
Piss and shit kinks, foot fetishes, etc.
Suicide (it brings up some shitty memories)
This blog is a safe place. Racists, homophobes, etc, Get lost!
-Kai <3
hi kai :)
my sister says hi and that she gets your horny for slashers
Kai, tell your sister that she's the fucking bomb and that I hope she's gonna be alright.
Me when Billy Lenz:
it seems pinterest is catching on
edit: OMG ITS ALL HIM NOW
Okay, so I came out to my parents a week ago. It...didn't go well... And now they hate me. I'm no longer considered a family member, im a "disappointment"...
AHH
i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer
Holy fucking shit Kirk Hammett! Istg this man will be the death of me. This is a can opener, Kirk Hammett is a leg opener, okay!? Istg I will spread my legs right here, right now! I don't give a shit if he's 60, he better get his aSS OVER HERE BEFORE I RIP THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF LIKE A FUCKING FERAL ANIMAL!-
YALL SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WAS OPEN IN MY TOWN AND I BOUGHT THE HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED
It's very sad to me when people steal my works without crediting me. This is a screenshot of a direct copy and paste of An Unforgettable Dream, one of my fics, that I found on wattpad.
If you're gonna steal my work, at least credit me. Their user on tumblr is @roryssidehoe
I hoped to become friends with them, but I can't condone someone stealing my hard work.
Update: We did it, boys.
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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