5 year old will: *crying*
LJ: why you crying? You crying cause I lost my wallet?
5 year old will: *nods*
LJ: Christmas ain't cancelled, motherfucker
LJ: Christmas ain't ever cancelled as long as you know how to steal *pulls out a candy bag from under his clothes* merry Christmas, asshole
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100 posts!
Goddamn already? Weow
And to think I said "pid" instead of pod smh
BEN & Jeff: We're two peas in a pod.
Y/N: No bitch, y'all two rees in a tard.
My heart <3
Can I have a hug from my favorite mutual? You have no idea how much I need it lately
YES YES YES YOU MAY
idk if you can feel it but i’m giving you a hug with the force of a thousand suns
i’ll send you some brainrot in your inbox bae ily <33
i’m testing this shit out
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
happy new years y’all! and good luck to all those (like myself) who are scared of fireworks <3
just watched gabriel (2014) and am currently having a mental breakdown HES SO BABYGIRL I CRY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS
A/n: typed this straight onto my phone so Formatting is weird, and there is no spell checks or proof reading unfortunately, but I simply couldn’t get this idea out of my brain. Anyways, Enjoy!
Warnings; Smut, edging, toy(s), Oral (M receiving)
Taglist; @rottent33th @slaasherslut @slasherscrybaby @cries-in-latino @how-grand-trine-au
“Please” he whimpered, the childlike voice he usually used gone a long time ago, “Please y/n!” his head fell back and his eyes rolled in bliss as you slowed your pace, pulling your mouth away with a soft pop. His hips stuttered, his body burning for his release and a sigh escaped his lips.
He was beautiful like this, his skin sparkling with a sheen of sweat, his face flushed a rosy pink. His head lolled and mouth cocked open ever so slightly as his chest heaved deep breaths of air, despite it seeming like it was never enough. “Ah, ah Brahmsy. I have something else I want to try, only good boys get to cum you know?” he whined, closing his eyes and slightly relaxing.
Perhaps you were taking this all too far, but you really did love him like this. You hummed reaching into your pocket and slipping out the little toy you’d been dying to use. You got it in a bath bomb a friend, she sent it up as a birthday gift. ‘Selfcare’ with a winky face was what the note had said. You smirked, as you put the toy to the tip of Brahms length, smirking as you flicked it on, watching his eye widen and look down to meet yours, face contorting in a mix of pain and overall pleasure. The rooms walls echoing soft pleads and a warm bzz sound.
“Mrf- Please, I’ll be good, I will!”
O
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work
Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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