Oh Look More Dumbass Quotes But Instead Its Just A Compilation Of Me And My Siblings Being Shitheads

Oh look more dumbass quotes but instead its just a compilation of me and my siblings being shitheads

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Masky: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CAN'T YOU SEE IM EATING A CHEESE CAKE DEPRESSINGLY??!?!?!?

Y/n: I WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY SEE A THERAPIST YOU CHEESECAKE EATING FUCKER-

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Jeff,liu(sully actually) and sally went shopping and are returning back

Sully: WHAT THE FUCK JEFF YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO THE MANSION

Masky comes out of the house

Masky: ARE YOU SHITHEADS DUMB??? YOU ALMOST FUCKING CRASHED INTO THE MANSION

Jeff: sorry dude but wanna know smth? I don't give a shit also i think the kid got smth to say

Sally: I don't care either!

Masky: YOU-

Sully : IM NOT WITH THEM I STG BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH JEFF GET BEATEN SO INVITE ME WHEN YOU TELL THE OPERATOR

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Ej is listening to chemical romance

Jeff whispering to ben: look at that fucking emo i bet he still has pictures of his ex

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Ben: sorry i was eating cheerios on the bathroom

Hoodie: you mean in?

Y/n: nope i was in the attic with him we watched the office

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x-virus and y/n are shopping

Y/n: omg cody look

Points at a box of nerds

Y/n: it's you!

X-virus digs through the shopping cart y/n was pushing pulls out a box of y/n's fav candy and throws it across the aisle hitting a stranger that was facing the shelves

X-virus: come on you introverted fuck tell that stranger it was your fault

Y/n: satan fears you

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Ok that's all lmao looking back we do cuss alot ig it's our platonic love language

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1 year ago

YESS and he like whines when you have to get up to go to work and just waits for you all cute until you get home vkskcksnjcla

back to my nightly rants about how much gabe means to me 🥰

Back To My Nightly Rants About How Much Gabe Means To Me 🥰

he's probably the best cuddler in the world. he loves snuggling so much, and would always be holding you when he can. also just loves having his arms wrapped around you. all the time. no matter what you might be doing, he just wants to feel you against him :(( <3


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1 year ago

HDIWNFOWNFODK fr tho

i think charlie is for sureeee a switch. and like i definitely think he’s always needy when he’s a sub. but like when he’s a dom omg he’s so….. like for one i can see him being a gentle soft dom/pleasure dom yk??? which like if he’s in a dom mood i think that’s what he would be most of the time tbh but i also see him being like really fucking rough too!!! like pulling ur hair a bit, degrading u and making u take it for him!!!! ahhh idk charlie is on my mind so so so bad rn lol

a/n: anon, you are speaking 👏 my 👏 language 👏. he just can't help but switch things up, he wants you in every way possible :(. this contains pretty obscene content and dialogue so.. heads up.

đź’ź nsfw - mdni đź’ź

I Think Charlie Is For Sureeee A Switch. And Like I Definitely Think He’s Always Needy When He’s

harddom!charlie would be so mean :( and rough, too. he'd have you propped up on your knees in front of him, face shoved down into the pillows while he fucks into you from behind. one hand would be grabbing your hip so tight, the other pulling at your hair while he forces you to take him all. he'd be taunting you, too, ignoring how much you cry and squirm under him :(. saying things like, 'aw, it's too much? such a dumb slut, acting like you weren't just beggin' for it.' he'd shush your little sobs, slapping your ass and fucking into you even harder.

softdom!charlie would be so, so different. on those nights when you just needed to be close to each other, when it was all affection and romance, he would take such good care of you. he'd have you laid on your back, hands angling your hips up just right while he fucks you with heavy, slow thrusts. his eyes would be on your face, watching you fall apart under his touch, absolutely in love with the sight. he would lean down to put his lips near your ear, moaning and praising you adoringly. vulgar, possessive things like, 'fuck, you're so tight- such a perfect little cockslut, aren't you? all mine, you were just made for taking me, hm?' if you don't respond, he'll start speeding up just a little, cooing at you to answer him :(.

sub!charlie is a wholeee other story. he'd be so needy, so pliant under your touch. if you were being soft with him, he'd be so desperate, saying things like 'f-feels so good, fuck,' or 'just like that.. oh, thank you, tha- ahh.' he stumbles over his words so much, moaning and pleading for more. if you were being more rough, good lord, he's a mess. he'd be crying and begging against your shoulder while you ride him, overstimulated from filling you up over and over again. he'd whimper and whine and sob, one hand intertwined with yours while the other holds your waist meekly. his brain would shut off everything except the feeling off you ruining him, practically breaking the poor baby's mind :(.


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1 year ago

what is y’all’s favorite tumblr mood color thingy


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2 years ago

The way I smiled so wide and giggled, then my professor stared at me like I was insane...

wilbur soot x reader twitter au bc i’m bored

Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored
Wilbur Soot X Reader Twitter Au Bc I’m Bored

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2 years ago

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO ANGELIC WTF

Wilbur posted on Instagram!

Wilbur Posted On Instagram!
Wilbur Posted On Instagram!
2 years ago

This FUCKING picture of schlatt made me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

This FUCKING Picture Of Schlatt Made Me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK

SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S ON GOD!

Edit: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg (2:10 ;))


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1 year ago

happy new years y’all! and good luck to all those (like myself) who are scared of fireworks <3


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1 year ago

NOOOO I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SAID “Gabriel is waiting” CUZ ITS ON MY WATCHLIST

IM SORRY GABE IM SO SORRY

NOOOO I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SAID “Gabriel Is Waiting” CUZ ITS ON MY WATCHLIST

I PROMISE I STILL LOVE YOU I DIDNT LEAVE YOU


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1 year ago

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)


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