Had A Dream This Morning That Archive Of Our Own Had A Random Button Which Would Simply Take You To A

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

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2 months ago

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

1 year ago

This is a very good idea, I'm saving this so I can find it later

Here Are The Ed Journaling Pages I Made =)
Here Are The Ed Journaling Pages I Made =)
Here Are The Ed Journaling Pages I Made =)

here are the ed journaling pages i made =)

8 months ago

I saw the reblog string about EGS and.

What is EGS and would you reccomend it?

El Goonish Shive is a webcomic that started back when webcomics were allowed to be fun little personal projects and not movie-quality art pieces made by already-successful professional artists. It's a fun lighthearted story of a bunch of teenagers having wacky magical adventures and solving mysteries. Like a lot of webcomics from its day, there's a lot of silly humour and genderbending shenanigans, and like a lot of webcomics from its day, it becomes significantly more complex and better made as the artist learns his craft.

The reason I'm pointing all of this out is because it's a really fun little time and I do recommend it, but I need to warn you that it starts like this:

I Saw The Reblog String About EGS And.
I Saw The Reblog String About EGS And.

because this is now teenagers learning their craft on the internet in 2002 wrote webcomics. I'm mentioning this because to younger readers who weren't there, I know this can be off-putting.

That out of the way, it's a fun adventure with a lot of magical transformation, young queer teens finding themselves and gaining the courage to be who they are, and alien/interdimensional politics. Watching the artist grow both politically and as an artist as he grows up is great. So if that's your bag, you'll have a lot of fun with egs. If it's not your bag, you won't.

The early years, being drawn by a teenager with internet access, also have a fair bit of not-very-disguised fetish material, so also be warned about that. (This was also the norm in this era of webcomic.)

2 months ago

Someone needs to hold their horses less more fly away

Edit: (29 April 2025) Why did I think that this was a good idea for a pun at the time like why would I post this

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2 months ago

Literal definition of spyware:

Literal Definition Of Spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Literal Definition Of Spyware:
1 year ago

1298 kcal today. I really don't know what to say. I'm tired all the time, I don't know what to do with my life. I've got a lot to do, but I can't even do some of those. I enjoy life as well, if only I was different. If only my life would be different. But it isn't I have to life with that. I sometimes have sudden motivations for things, and other times I'm depleted of energy. My bike rides to and from school have been getting harder and harder. As is getting up and down the stairs.

I don't get why though, as I haven't been losing weight I think. So I don't know. Maybe some shit has finally caught up with me. I've been looking up against some things, like almost scared even. I've been sort of betrayed by now exfriends. Which I should have seen coming, we were to different. I can't really hate them though, I'm surprised I even have friends lol.

And sorry for the rant, but also kinda not sorry. I hope yall didn't read this shit if you weren't interested.

My birthday is almost though, so that's fun. Does anyone have an idea about what I should ask for my birthday?

Or does anyone have any other questions, or have any meanspo to share? Please send them.


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1 year ago

K so not to be dramatic or anything, but there's a free vintage French pattern book available on antiquepatternlibrary so if you like to crochet/weave/make pixel art/tie epic friendship bracelets don't walk- RUN.

It has scenes from aesop's fables! Cherubs doing things! Beheadings! Greek muses! Little farm people! Intricate floral pattern! Goth stained-glass window like patterns! Fun little corner pieces! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/C-TT008-180.htm

K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
K So Not To Be Dramatic Or Anything, But There's A Free Vintage French Pattern Book Available On Antiquepatternlibrary
1 year ago

Reblogging this so I can find it later.

✮TW: Meanspo!!

Really?? Are you really gonna eat that even though you just ate?? Is this whole "skinny" thing a joke to you?? Because with THIS body it really looks like so, i swear to GOD that if you keep up like this, you're gonna explode from the fat accumulated in your thighs and stomach, how do you even DARE to walk in the streets looking like a fucking COW

and now you keep crying in your room because you're fat? EVEN THOUGH you eat like a fucking pig, and STILL expects to lose some weight.

Girl, sitting in the couch with your fat ass ALL FUCKING DAY doesn't burn calories. Go do something useful instead of being a whining hoe, try doing exercises, going for walks, doesn't matter. anything counts.


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