Im Sick Of My Parents Trying To Reconcile

Tomura walking outside the hideout, seeing Dabi, Toga, and Twice lying in the snow.

Toga: “Hey, Tomura!”

Tomura: “What are you all doing?”

Twice: “Dabi was making snow angels so we decided to join him!”

Tomura: “Dabi was making snow angels?”

Dabi: “No. I got overheated and came out here to cool down in the snow and these two idiots started making snow angels around me.”

Dabi, texting Shigaraki’s number on a whim: RIP I was always into you.

Shigaraki: Worst confession ever

Dabi: You’re not dead?!

Shigaraki: I faked it.

Dabi: I lied. You’re nothing to me.

Shigaraki: Oh, he’s embarrassed now. How cute.

The very next day shigaraki gathered the rest of the League together to bemoan the sudden departure of Dabi. He just disappeared in the night. (He didn’t, Shiggy killed him.) It probably took Dabi three months to talk Shiggy into wearing that lacy black little number.

Shigaraki, being arrested: Can I make my phone call please? It’s my right as a citizen.

Aizawa: Who are you even going to call?

Shigaraki: Yo mama

Dabi: *wakes up to Shigaraki crouching over him* .....

Shigaraki: Whatcha dreamin' about?

Dabi: ....I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now I'd like to go back to that.

hi guys

u seriously cannot make me hate tomura at all no matter how ugly he is in some screenshots/manga panels i absolutely dgaf all i care abt is getting that man what he deserves (intense love and care and maybe a lil more iykwim)

he's hot as fuck end of discussion

not to spread my babygirl Dabi propaganda but with lesbian Shigadabi, realistically Dabi would be much shorter than Tomura. Nana was super tall, and Kotaro was pretty tall as well. Rei on the other hand is tiny and Fuyumi is almost two heads shorter than both of her brothers. with those genes fem Dabi would be very visibly shorter than her leader and very visibly indignant about the fact.