I Was Applying My Foot Spray Yesterday, And Because I Can't Get It To Spray Into The Correct Location,

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

I looked at the original post on Reddit. Apparently the ramen is mocking Justin Timberlake's hair and the poem is finished by one of his quotes: "it's gonna be may"

Reddit is old.

To update you, I finally beat the game that the bottom paragraph refers to! It turns out, he didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted to kick the girl off a cliff to steal her drum.

Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?

sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).

*adds a photo of a kitchen to the mutuals folder*

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

This is likely caused by the CPU receiving an electrical shock and misinterpreting it as an "on" signal the first time, but not getting shocked the second time

computer just turned by itself after from a lightning bolt, lmao

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

I'm not sure what the thing on the right is, but I'm pretty confident that the cutie on the left is not a Spheal

now it's seven in a row?

just got the same tumblr post 5 times in a row