Slider would guess Ice has a crush on Mav without Ice telling him
And he wouldn't tell anyone he knows, not even Ice (just a few smirks to Ice when it gets too obvious but Ice doesn't understand so he just frowns at Slider)
And maybe, during one tipsy evening between RIOs, at the bar, Goose tells Slider the crush Mav has on Ice (without meaning to) and Slider goes like : "Really ? I mean Ice too."
Then Goose be like : "No way dude, the Iceman sends Mav death stares."
Slider looks at Goose funny, smirking after drinking one sip of the whisky he was nursing : "He was an abuse child."
Then Goose laugh and Slider continues : "And it's Mr. Iceman for you Mother Goose."
Maverick would tell Goose he has a crush on Ice but Ice would not tell Slider he has a crush on Mav
Their friendship is my everything ✋😔
This is after USNA (Goose) but before TG
Goose: Mav, the cute girl is right there! What should I do?
Maverick: Just tell her "You have beautiful eyes"
*Minutes later*
Goose: *Talking to the cute girl* I have beautiful eyes, they're just like my mother's
Carole (Cute girl): Okay, so they can be our kid eyes too
Goose: *Blushing*
Mav: *In the distance* That work?
I love them smmm
evenings at home
In my shitty au that exists only in my mind Billy has spent so much time in the Upside Down that he's become completely unhinged. He will rip the heads off of demodogs and eat the bats. By the time they pull his ass out he has no idea what social norms are anymore. He eats as if starved. He runs like his life depends on it. He won't stop touching his gaping flesh chest wound and it freaks everyone out. He kisses Steve in public. He hunts people for sport-
Bradley (13 years): Would you help me make a prank on Uncle Mav and Ice?
Slider: What the hell baby Goose??
Bradley: Sorry, my bad.
Bradley: *Whispering* Would you help me make a prank on Uncle Mav and Ice?
Slider: *Whispering* Of course dude, what do you need?
I mean this whole scene—*cough* movie *cough*—was never really not gay✋🌝
my favorite icemav moment is right after Ice calls Mav dangerous for the first time and Mav goes “Thats right! Ice… man,” because in the pause Mav could not be more obviously checking him out. Like his eyes flick over Ice’s whole body and he’s touching his shoulder and then the “man” is so much quieter and like distracted
Like you can visibly see Mavs mind gay panicking
“Thats right! Ice *holy shit this guys so handsome oh my god and hes built too i can feel his shoulder muscles through his uniform and damn hes so tall and look at those legs for days oh my god*… man”
and then his tone gets much more flirty and he doesnt back out of ice’s space for a moment like
Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace x wife!reader
I have a wife!?
One, three or six more...
Tc uses his hands when talking and explaing and over found that pilots as a bunch are quite visually focused, so gimme a Mav that is in the middle of a explanation of a new maneuver to the daggers and its not getting through, so he just starts a bunch of wild flowy and vaguely harsh gestures, in complete silence with his hands and arms, flipping his palms and waving his arms over his head every so often. The he stops, hands at his sides and looks at them.
And in unison they all go ohhhhhhhhh and nod.
The first time Mav invites himself over to Ice and Slider's place, he finds Slider sitting on the couch, with a giant golden retriever's head in his lap.
"Hey, uh. Slider." Maverick croaks awkwardly, all the confidence he gathered to barge in leaving him when the dog perks up and looks at him. "Didn't know you had a dog."
"Maverick!" Slider actually flinches, surprised, and Mav winces. "I, uhm- it's not my dog?"
"Did you steal it?"
"What? No! I'm... watching him for my sister."
The dog huffs and drops his head back on Slider's thigh.
"What- what are you doing here, did you need anything?"
"No, I..." Mav hesitates. "I was just... bored? But I can go-"
"Don't be stupid." Slider shifts up a little, careful not to disturb the dog as he gestures to the tv screen. "This one's not much of a watch buddy, and I need someone who's not trapped here to get the beers from the fridge."
Mav obediently gets the beers while Slider somehow convinces the dog to make space for him on the couch.
"So what's his name?" Mav asks when he fits himself between Slider and the armrest, the dog watching him lazily with half open eyes.
"Uhm.... Snowman."
The dog huffs again, but he looks at least a little interested when Mav reaches out with his palm up, lifting his head to sniff at him. He lies back down again after barely a few seconds, and Mav takes that as his permission to pet him.
"You're such a cute boy, aren't you?" His voice slips into that cutesy tone that people talk to babies with, but he can't help it. Snowman's fur is so damn fluffy. "You're so fluffy, Snowy, such a cute puppy, yes, you are."
Newly dubbed Snowy huffs, and Slider chuckles. "Yeah, he's not really that kind of a dog."
"Not a cuddler?"
"Only on his own terms." As if to demonstrate, Slider scratches behind his ear and Snowman leans into it happily. "He's more like a cat, really."
"Sounds like another winter themed guy we know. Where is he, by the way?"
Slider barks out a sharp laugh and Snowman grumbles. "Ice is.... taking a break. Don't worry about him, Mav."
I write stuffs about ships I'm obssessed with🤷♀️sh4rming on AO3Enemies/Rivals to Lovers = my roman empire
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