As a Stony & Icemav shipper
Yes.
Anyways, Tom Kazansky as Captain America except he flew planes and was just that good or something, and gets his new callsign Iceman after he wakes up in the modern day, because he was frozen in ice, get it, hah, you get it?
Yeah, Iron Man, we get it, fuck you too, Maverick. Because he likes to work alone and doesn’t listen to his team leader, get it?
"Guys, can you stop for one briefing? Just one, please, that’s all I'm asking."
"Sorry, Goose."
"Yeah, sorry, Goose."
The wand be like : lemme knock some sense into you boi
Draco: “I hate Potter!”
Draco’s wand: “Actually Potter is your soulmate.”
I mean this whole scene—*cough* movie *cough*—was never really not gay✋🌝
my favorite icemav moment is right after Ice calls Mav dangerous for the first time and Mav goes “Thats right! Ice… man,” because in the pause Mav could not be more obviously checking him out. Like his eyes flick over Ice’s whole body and he’s touching his shoulder and then the “man” is so much quieter and like distracted
Like you can visibly see Mavs mind gay panicking
“Thats right! Ice *holy shit this guys so handsome oh my god and hes built too i can feel his shoulder muscles through his uniform and damn hes so tall and look at those legs for days oh my god*… man”
and then his tone gets much more flirty and he doesnt back out of ice’s space for a moment like
It reminds me, you don't know how happy I was when I saw Bucky spawn in Captain America Brave New World weheheeeehhh
THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER: The Star-Spangled Man (1x02)
Maverick: What's Kazansky's damn problem? I am not reckless or dangerous! You don't understand Goose, but he has a fucking stick in his ass, with that fucking pretty blue eyes and -
Goose: He'll stop in a few days Mav
Goose: *Thoughts* Or this end soon or this is end with me
*20 years later*
Bradley: *Calling his parents - Location: USNA* Dad, you don't understand, he's a plebe, that stupid Seresin, ughh he's so annoying! He has a fucking stick in his ass, with his fucking annoying but cute green eyes he beli-
Goose: *Sobbing into Carole's shoulder* NOT THIS AGAIN
Painted over a sketch ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )
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