Young Peter ♡♡♡ *does Finger Heart*

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"

Sirius: Remus has a good heart

James: Yes, I've noticed you staring at his good heart.

being a girl is like I'm gonna kill myself

kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?

kidnapper:

Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION

Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP

I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin

Remus : Sirius, will you help me? all my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Sirius, wearing a t-shirt that's 3 times bigger than him : weird.

James: You can say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ all you want and kids will never repeat it but you say ‘ass-faced motherfucker’ ONE TIME-

Lily: JAMES

Remus: I stopped a murder from happening today

Sirius: really?!! how?!

Remus: self control

But like people who actually take their time to explain you stuff that's actually really easy to understand but you're just dumb are so nice

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her