I’ve Said This Before And I’ll Say It Again But It Is Absolutely An Example Of Civilizational Inadequacy

I need some beach time!

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Definitely yes! #209 #manteca (at Taqueria Vallarta 2)

I sleeps with my tongue out 'cause that is how I roll. #underbite #lhasaapso #puppylove #PhotoToaster

#irishcoffee time with my love on a rainy Saturday. #209 #stockton #calilife #tullimoredew (at Midgley's Public House)

Sad, but California has six paid weeks of family leave, but that is at about 1/3 your salary.

How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compare Globally

I love this because it is so true! I moved to California when I was almost four years old. 53 years later I still say I am from Massachusetts! It drives my family nuts because I feel I can legit sat things starting with “You Californians...”. I started losing my accent early on, kids in grammar school are mean and relentless. There are still words I say with a Boston accent. Like Gah-bonzo bean, not garbanzo bean.

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

Somewhere in all this fur is a real dog! I will finish #Waffles when I buy a muzzle. #WafflesAndBasil #puppylove

Want to support the USDWNT and have the opportunity to work out like USWNT and USDWNT members? Check out this video and purchase a “Soccer Strength and Stability Program,” proceeds go to the USDWNT.

The program was created by Elysia Tsai, who is the athletic trainer for U.S. Soccer and our USDWNT. She helped keep the U-20 USWNT (including Morgan Brian, Julie Johnston, and other current USWNT players) healthy on the way to their to the World Cup victory in 2012!

#minneapolis #mn you are lovely so far! Lots of pictures coming, but this is a good start. #travel #travelphoto #traveldiaries (at Hyatt Regency Minneapolis)

Lovely stop for some lush greenery #Ho'omahaluhiaBotanicalGarden #oahu