This Is Becoming A Weekly Chore, #1 On My Honey Do List. #vegan #applepie #aroraapples #stockton #209

wwiao:

Tumbl-o’-lantern!

love it!

I am old, and I have about 40 years in management, HR, and am a CEO. My best workers, collegues, staff etc have been anyone that was not from my generation and older. Some of my best collegues have been Gen X, Gen Z and mellenials. I love hiring people smarter than me, and really appreciate how younger generations dive in, because they never have had someone to explain/train/educate them- they did it on their own. Give them good pay and benefits and they will always appreciate you. Mellenials are awesome- even though they have the weight of the world and the burden of the dumb ass financial decisions my generation made.

Is this the moment that @slabbitch began enjoying being taller than me? #shortmancomplex #devilsapprentice

No doubt!

Yes, I will be vegan for the rest of my life.

When I worked at UPS in college, I supervised the purple belt. We answered our phone hundres of times a night with just our color, basically shouting over all the noise “PURPLE!!!!” Since I worked nights I often woke from a nape and shouted “PURPLE!!” into my house phone. One Christmas I had to do a seoncd shift with Liz at a temporary belt with no phones, so we had to shout at each other about every three minutes. One night, after hours of yelling “Liz” every minute or two, I got home. I was lucky, my wife was on the mood. Until while in the act I said, “Oh Liz..” I was on the couch for a month.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

+ bonus:

I love this!

ee cummings. It’s my sister’s handwriting on the left and my brother’s on the right. Someday I’ll have my husband’s handwriting finish the poem. “i carry it in my heart”

Needs to be a word! (Taken with instagram)

Way back in the day when my dearest was a teen and married to XXX!! #xxx #caligirl #gorgeous #beautyandthebeast

A little early for my taste, but looking good none the less. #stocktonca #209 #PhotoToaster