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Fish?

Hey so... I think people are confused? Hi this is me! I'm a person not a fish! The fishies are pets! There should be an About page on top there somewhere... If there isn't, uhhhh-- I'm sorry...?

About Us!

It has come to my attention that links to things may disappear if you're on a different device sooooo- This is the About Me page. (Open it in the browser please!)

Hope this helps and now I need to find out how the pins work...

OOC Edit: Zalgo translator down there <-

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Uwoooo, Gods that's very cuuuute!!

Ehehehe I'm doing awesoooome~!!

Look at me, mom!

So... They are lying to us all this time just to sell things??

Wait, if they are lying about that then what else are-

ARE ALL HOLIDAYS FAKE?!

<p><span style="color:#364870">...How do epilepsy and bee-keeping relate to valentines...? I mean, I guess honey makes sense, but epilepsy??</span></p><p><span style="color:#364870">I literally just learned of this holiday! And now it's confusing me--</span></p>

Ah, is the saint's fault!

And Chaucer's, of course... But so many-many things are Chaucer's fault, anyway, so...

Saints are patrons of stuff, in Christianity. Sometimes this stuff has to do with their lives, sometimes not. Lils knows of Valentine's healing-the-blind-daughter-of-his-jailer-thing, but yet he be the patron saint of epilepsy instead, which is funn-y!

Anyway, the connection of Valentine's day to romance an' love is a contrivance of the High Middle Ages, propagated by this Chaucer guy! An' he might've been inspired by the Lupercalia thingy, Lils thinks. Chaucer do be the kind to weave prior traditions in his fantasy of observances.

An' then commercialisation came, an' Valentine's spread from the United Kingdom to all the places the United Kingdom touched!

Point is, Sei-ka, that Valentine's Day has very-very little to do with Valentinus the Roman martyr. Is anachronistic embellishments, for the most part! Valentinus the martyr is patron saint of beekeepers an' epilepsy an' fainting, but Valentine's Day the commercialised, secular Hallmark holiday is day of love!

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Elliot #2!!!!!! Did I get it right??

Because we have a habit of worshipping animalistic instincts that makes people feel good, for some reason

There's spiritual meanings behind it and it's seen as like the most connection you can have to another human being, which is weird, but also a historic of censorship has probably influenced a extreme switch from taboo to ultimate freedom, and you know humans, they will take the new shiny thing and soil it into the ground until it basically loses all meaning

And that is many things, including sex!

Why are a majority of songs on the radio about sex...?

Agreed but also spooked that you're somehow reading my mind! D :

remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now

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A bunch of them were mom tho- Maybe this is cheating...? Naaaaah!!

Definitely still in the void : D

Hi, I still exist.

...Do you need something in specific?

starving