Do You Ever Feel Bad For SCP-2165?

i just scrolled a bit through your blog and WHAT? DAFT PUNK HAS A WORM NAMED AFTER THEM? HUH

Yup

Blame Canada, hun :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baicalellia_daftpunka

You know what unappreciated? Spines. I fucking love em. They come in different shapes. That shit looks like a snake? COOL. A C instead? AMAZING. A straight line? Not fucking possible, but SHIT AIGHT. That shit wiggles— and snaps. And crackles. And when it pops man—wonderful. 10/10 would again. Literally incredible. And??? They look good popping out?? Or going IN????? My Gd I love that shit. Spines man, I just ❤️⭐️💖✨😍😊😘❤️🌟

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Round 2???????

Uhhhhh I play oboe, I read a 700 hundred page book in a day, and I throw discus

Creepy shits

Especially this

Ennard because my noodle(2) needs love

I was feeling p spicy and then bae posted and suddenly 🥺🥺🥺💕💖💘🤎👀💕💗❤️💛💜💙💚🧡🖤🤍💜💟✨🌟⭐️uwu love soft c*ddly vibes ✨🌟⭐️❤️🧡💛💙💟💚💕💜🌟🤎🤍💖💘🥺😭😭

Uhhh sorry to my mutuals 😅

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I honestly get really defensive??? When people think I was born in the state I live in??? Like, Fuck no, I wasn’t born in a blue state with a red family!! That’s not how it works!!!

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

If I had asks maybe shit would get done around here

Take my shit