HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES GET READY TO CRASH AND BURN ALL OVER AGAIN

These sorts of things are only thought in

The mind of a man who’s soul is truly rotten

sure people dont like me much thomas but thats only just cause im honest good and bad is all made up nonsense

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

You wanna shake with that

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Club Quarantine be poppin tonight 😎

None of you came here for my sanders spam I’m sorry but this is my son we’re talking about

He’s been my boy since his day 1 and I’m so proud of him

hmmmm hows your day been man? also what do you think of roombas

It’s been pretty good— finished rewatching the entirety of gravity falls, play minecraft with the boys, ya know. Wby?

Roombas are little blessings and I’d rather have one than a child

I don’t wanna be greedy with this wonderful information, so imma show you guys the math to find Deceits cane height:

Based on these calculations, it seems like Janus’ cane is similar to a Shepherds cane.

Interesting.

JANUS SAYS SELF CARE

BITCHES

+. ~ One more time Music’s got me feeling so free We’re gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance so free ~ .+ Inspired by the pin my sister and her husband got me for my birthday haha  (∗∕ ∕•̥̥̥̥∕ω∕•̥̥̥̥∕) 💖

This brings me great joy

They’re just looking for their spaceship, sir.

harder,,.. b-better.., *sniff* fa-faster,,, stron- *starts sobbing*