Rejection

I know you’ve been there before. You’ve stumbled across a sexy girl with her phone pointed at the mirror. Her long hair draped over her shoulder, her ‘Yes, I know how fucking hot I am’ attitude written across her face, and her body contorted to best emphasise her shapely ass and perfect cleavage. You can’t help yourself but wrap your hand around your cock and tug away.

And so you keep pumping it through more hot selfies, if you’re lucky you’ll have more of the same girl, worshiping her. If not, then don’t worry selfie-stroker, there are a million more hot girls making you cave in and stroke it up and down. But through all of this there is one recurring theme:

Rejection

It’s blatantly obvious to all that can see that these girls are too hot for you. You spend all day gooning so why would they even give you a seconds notice? So as you sit there, panting and rubbing your dick to the sexy selfies on your screen, and your fantasies start to get more and more depraved. You start jerking it harder as you imagine them telling you to ‘Go fuck yourself, loser’ (funnilly enough what you are doing at that very moment).

This rejection fantasy soon escalates, as you realise that these girls are NOT FOR YOU. You find yourself moaning and groaning as you imagine their slutty outfits being ripped off before they are bent over and FUCKED by their alpha lovers. That’s right, real men. That’s what a girl like this really wants, not a puny, pindicked, chronic-masturbator like you. That’s why once she’s done getting satisfaction from a real dick, she’ll walk over to you - his jizz still dripping from her perfect pussy - and she’ll slap you across the face, uttering only one word… ‘LOSER’.

It’s a good thing you learned to get off on rejection.