I Hope This Email Finds You In Shambles.
I hope this email finds you in shambles.
I hope this email finds you grieving over the bedside of your dear mother, scared because you sense her last breath is near but unable to shed a tear for fear of tainting her last moments with scared fear of what's to come.
I hope this email finds you as you're lowering your mother into the grave, crying at the loss of the last person who loved you, Mindy from HR.
I hope this email finds you while you read her will; a brief ding as the lawyer states there's nothing is left in the estate besides notes that say she loves you, even when she's gone. It feels hollow when she's on the other side, doesn't it, Mindy?
I hope this email finds you without hope, Mindy.
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i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries
Doggos enjoying their vegetables
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AI groups!
Hey people!
Does anyone know any AI researcher groups?
I'm dying to find people to proofread my papers and throw spaghetti at the wall with.
I FOUND MY PEN, IT WAS OUTSIDE MY TIAS HOUSE I AM SAVED I am never letting this pen out of my sights ever again..
I've been real busy lately because it's December and I work at the post office, so of course I am
But that doesn't mean I can't show up with an unprompted PSA
Hey! Have you ever mailed a letter to Santa Claus? Have you ever wondered what exactly happened to that letter? Well wonder no longer! If it had a stamp and a return address, then odds are that it ended up on the USPS's Operation Santa page!
Every year, the USPS collects letters to Santa Claus, and processes them to black out any identifying information. Last names, addresses, things like that. Then, the letters are posted on the Operation Santa webpage and people can adopt the letters.
Once you adopt a letter, you can buy gifts for them, wrap them up, and package them. Then you get a barcode from the website, and bring them to a post office. The clerk there will scan the barcode, which prints out a label with the address on it, and sends out the gift.
It's anonymous on both ends, and is generally just. A really nice thing to do.
I highly recommend it if you have some money to spare this year and want to give a kid a moment of magic this year
It's one of those things that the post office just happened to be positioned to do, and ended up knocking it out of the park. Unfortunately, I don't think they advertise this nearly well enough, and most letters end up going unanswered
Hopefully, a few more will be answered this year
By furafura
I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
i love reddit so fucking much
