mhm yes accurate
I always get stupid names for these so I have devised an egalitarian solution
If there was a sitcom based on my lab it would be a comedy of errors and near catastrophe featuring the Lab Weirdo™, the Confused Undergrad™, the Done With This Shit Fifth Year™, the Fourth Year Who Is The Only Person Who Knows How The Instruments Work But Is Impossible To Find™, the Ever Present Third Year™, and the Exhausted Second Year™
It would be called “Don’t Quench the Magnet”
When Given Colored Construction Paper, Wasps Build Rainbow Colored Nests
You heard me.
Nightjars.
They are the BEST birds. Don’t come at me with BUT CORVIDS y’all know Corvids aren’t birds, they’re magic.
Anyway. Nightjars. Why nightjars, you might ask. Well let me tell you why.
I’ve already told you about the Tawny Frogmouth
But there is also the Great Eared Nightjar
Pennant-winged Nightjar
Standard-winged Nightjar. Yes, those are part of its wings. No, I don’t know WTF.
This oddly shaped stump. haha tricked you! It’s a Tawny frogmouth and baby.
Lyretail Nightjar. again, why. again, no idea.
Australian owlet-nightjar
Swallowtail Nightjar. Not so fancy? look again. that mustache.
Not into cute mustaches on birds?
Tell that to this Sickle-winged Nightjar.
Before it cuts you down with its badass wings.
Hey another stump - wait no it’s a FROGMOUTH
I’m not the first to have come to this conclusion.
says right there. BEST BIRD.
Ok whatever Indian Nightjar doesn’t care what you think about it.
If you don’t agree, you can sit over there and be wrong.
Science Kombat lets you do just that.
Book recommendation for anyone who has ever spent any time in academia as either a teacher or a student. The Saber-Tooth Curriculum is a 1939 sharp-witted critique of the educational system that hasn’t lost an ounce of relevance in the 77 years since its publication. Its pseudonymous author J. Abner Peddiwell describes a society of cavemen who refuse to update their curriculum of fish-grabbing, horse-clubbing, and tiger-scaring long after the environment around them has changed. The book serves as an excellent argument against the fallacious logic often used in the defense of preserving tradition in academia.
Illustrations taken from the classic edition.