The misheard lyrics video of Hozier’s songs is here!
All of these are real misheard lyrics submitted to me or found in various discussions. Thank you for your contributions, fellow Hozier fans and dear friends (with possible hearing loss).
For better quality, watch it on YouTube
breathe rapidly and shallowly.
feel their heart pounding in their chest.
have trouble forming coherent thoughts.
sweat profusely even in cool environments.
tremble or shake uncontrollably.
feel a tightness in their chest or throat.
dart their eyes around frantically.
speak in a hurried and disjointed manner.
feel an overwhelming sense of dread.
have a strong urge to escape or hide.
experience a sense of detachment or unreality.
struggle to make rational decisions.
august 16th is gonna be a big day for annoying people (me)
I re-worked the last wallpaper set since they didn't seem very popular. Hopefully you all like these better- I know I definitely do. xxx
Ethel Cain requests by @the-mysticmoon
Please reblog if you use, it really helps me out!
Love of…by Hozier. An unreleased gem that’s on repeat today.
🎥Deborah Bennet: YT
Anyway, shit you need to know:
You see I.C.E?
Yell, “La Migra.” (La-mee-grah)
Be as loud you possibly can.
They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.
You know neurodivergent or queer people?
No the fuck you don’t.
Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?
Suddenly you aren’t.
Know trans people or trans yourself?
Nuh-uh.
Do you have immigrant family?
Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)
If you have birth-right citizenship, you’re at risk too.
Don’t be in usually populated areas.
Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. it’s not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.
Anyone ask you about your political views?
Say NOTHING.
Or, “I don’t like to talk about that stuff.”
Don’t talk about them at all.
Same goes for your identity, aight?
Idgaf if he “saved TikTok” it was a stunt, they think we’re stupid. Forget that shit, don’t thank him. It’s fucking propaganda.
Stay safe,
Eat the rich,
And Deny, Defend, and fucking depose.
Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever
—Atlas
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.
NOBODY CALL OR TEXT I AM TOO BUSY FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
Hozier tonight at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
“One more night, and then you’ll finally be back in my arms.”
“Your last emergency call was you crying over not having any more sweets at your place, so excuse me for being distrustful.”
“I wish you were here with me.”
“Could you just… stay on the line? It’s weird having to fall asleep without you.”
A quick call to confirm that they got home safely.
“I know I said you could call me anytime, but… It’s the middle of the night.”
“You’ve been holding the phone to your ear this whole time?” “...Yes? How else would I have been able to talk to you?”
“You’re two rooms over. Why are you calling?”
“Pick up, pick up, pick up.”
“Now?”
“I know we said we’d take a break from us, but I miss you. You and your love for cacti and weird bedtime stories.”
“Take your fucking late-night calls elsewhere! I’m trying to fucking sleep here!”
“You pretending that cushion is me?” “Maybe I did. But then I had to realize that it’s a better cuddler than you are.”
“Sorry. I had my phone on silent.”
“We saw each other earlier. Why didn’t you tell me then?”
Getting a call from a hospital/police station/etc. late at night.
“Then why do you keep picking up?”
“You still there?” “Mhhhmmmm.”
“Did you really think you could run away from me, [name]? No, I will find you everywhere.”
“Can you– Can you pick me up? Please?”
“Let me get this straight: You’re calling me at 3 am, disrupting my beauty sleep on a workday, to ask me out?
“Are you alone?”
“I know it’s stupid, but I needed to hear your voice.”
Threatening to hang up on the other every time they mention something specific.
“What are you wearing right now?”
“Ugh. I knew it was a mistake to give you my number.”
“Why are you whispering?”
“...The only reason why I did pick up was because it’s you.”
“Are you seriously suggesting there are benefits to not sleeping next to me?” “You always steal my covers! I almost had forgotten what it feels like to sleep through the night, all sound and warm.”
“Call me cheesy or a fool, but I needed to wish you sweet dreams.”
“...I thought you forgot about me.” “I’m sorry. Today has been… a lot and I– I wish I could have called you sooner.”
She/TheyWelcome to my Trash Pile™ New blog, Old user (I forgot my password) Original content will be rare, if it happens at all
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