Seashantyslxt - Waves Of Panic

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

nobody knows! :)

Waking up horny is the worst when you have nobody to wake up with. Guess I'll just lay here and pout about it.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

this is my favorite genre of post

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell