I Fear I Do Not Get Funnier Than This

I Fear I Do Not Get Funnier Than This

I fear I do not get funnier than this

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1 year ago

Wait this is so funny im also agender I didn’t know there were so many of us following you specifically are we being like drawn. Like a moth to a flame

no literally. I’ve come to the conclusion that my art is stealing y’all’s gender and redistributing it to trans other people. only logical conclusion really


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1 year ago

Real

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and "outcast" groups who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below


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1 year ago

do you make art specifically to trans people's gender or is that just like a collateral effect of it

ummm I can’t legally disclose that sorry

1 year ago

Oh i love them they're like me..

Muck Warfare lyrics [EXPLICIT]

(Marina's verse)

These little niggas keep talking to me

always talking sweet, trying get in my jeans

these little niggas don't seem to know, Oh I will not give them no show

Like, really?

(Pearl's verse)

These yapping crackers keep chasing for me

playing nice squid, they want my body

what these yapping crackers don't seem to know, Oh I will not be your baby

(Chorus)

Oh no

No

No

We do not like you

Fuck You!

If

If

If

Another squid talks to me

I'll Shoot Me!

Get

Get

Get

Get away from us

Screw Off!

(Marina post chorus)

And no matter what we say, these boys still try to always play like really, really, really???

(Pearl post chorus)

Fuck you!

I don't give a shit!

We are popstars!

So fuck off!

1 year ago

Not much in the notebook today but I did some practice with octogirls :3 (still deciding if Claire and Vicky are gonna become actual ocs, Mir has been one for a while but the three probably won't reappear as important characters)

Not Much In The Notebook Today But I Did Some Practice With Octogirls :3 (still Deciding If Claire And
Not Much In The Notebook Today But I Did Some Practice With Octogirls :3 (still Deciding If Claire And
Not Much In The Notebook Today But I Did Some Practice With Octogirls :3 (still Deciding If Claire And

And some GAYS needed to draw GAYS or I'd DIE


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1 year ago

Skipping today's goretober cuz what does hey batter even mean 😭 have some shiver in the meantime!!

Skipping Today's Goretober Cuz What Does Hey Batter Even Mean 😭 Have Some Shiver In The Meantime!!

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11 months ago

Also can you guys do me a favor and support this person ;; they draw cats like every day and they're SUPER good at it but they only get a few likes and they definitley deserve more recognition!!!! Here's the link to their page ,, https://www.tiktok.com/@salmonnuggetstiktok?_t=8n8mkrbeP3G&_r=1


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