By The Fractured Altar.

little lover.

yandere! fatui harbingers x gn! darling. 

headcanons on sharing a darling (shared darling au).

› wc: 8.3k.

› characters included: pierro, scaramouche, pantalone, childe, arlecchino, columbina, il dottore, il capitano, sandrone.

› tw: suggestive themes, pseudo-incest and incest (pierro and childe), mention of noncon (pierro), physical punishment (capitano, scaramouche, and sandrone), mention of human trafficking (pantalone), gendered nickname (arlecchino).

› note: ah the length of these headcanons got the best of me… i would have broken this post up into individual pieces, but i think it’s best to read them altogether considering they’re sharing a darling. i also reposted my columbina headcanons here with several additions for the sake of consistency!

also…please pretend scaramouche didn’t run away and is here to partake in darling <3

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And I think to add onto this, twisters is one of my favorite movies and honestly Caleb being a cowboy in similar fashion to Glen Powell's character in that is just UGH PERFECTION!!! Him with a southern accent, on a horse, hat and all.

Hear me out now. Like ranch hand mc who takes care of the horses and cows and you got a flirty ass cowboy Caleb and AGH!! It don't even gotta be modern. It could be like old Western and just hmmmmmm

I need him like carnally so bad.

Cowboy Caleb is festering in my brain I NEED HIM

Ok, anyone who needs like an idea or something, but I like need either knight, werewolf, cowboy or pirate Caleb so bad. Like actually.

I especially have been so bad with knight stuff lately and knight Caleb would be the absolute best nail in the coffin for me.

Like imagine a knight Caleb with like stable hand mc UGH I CANT ID GO FERAL FOR IT

Omg hiii! I love seeing your art and this one Caleb art made my day!! As someone who's insecure about her stretchmarks this one made me melt💖💖i love you and your art so much I wish you all the best in life mwah!

awee thank you so much 🥺 im also insecure about mine but i hope you know that theyre beautiful!! here's an extra doodle and i wish you nothing but love!! 💖💖

a guiding hand

(sagau mini series that i only have one part of i might make more but for now enjoy some mond lol)

PART 1—Mondstadt

The night was far from young. A comfortable silence had settled in the Angel’s Share tavern following the exit of its usual gaggle of jolly drunkards, leaving only a few stragglers in its wake. The two remaining patrons sat at the lantern-lit bar, nursing their respective drinks as the bartender tid up after another busy evening.

Kaeya and Rosaria often drank together, chatting about nothing and everything. The more serious conversations seemed to spark in the dead of night, after a few pints of whatever they decided to order that night and once the majority of people had called it a night.

“Random question, but have you been feeling… weird urges, lately?”

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Travis sending Chris pictures of animals/creatures he sees throughout the day.

And it's just like

*picture of snail*

Travis: Snail

! EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS !

my dad's business isn't faring so well, so i'm opening up writing commissions to try earning some cash. you can commission me through ko-fi (linked here). info on commissions will be posted underneath the cut, but the same info is also available on the commissions tab of my ko-fi.

note: if you would like to simply donate to ko-fi, that would also be highly appreciated!

Commission Instructions:

I will need a detailed description of what you are looking for. This includes the character(s), the fandom, a specific scenario or concept, and any themes that might trigger you.

!!Note!! I do NOT write: explicit suicide, drugging, dd/lg, self-harm, omegaverse, underage, incest, smut I DO write: soft yandere, non-yandere, x reader content, horror, slight gore, oc content, oc x reader content

Fandoms I write for:

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

The Arcana

Tokyo Manji Revengers

MXTX Novels (SVSSS, MDZS, TGCF)

Kpop (SVT, TXT, ENHYPEN)

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A match-up with one (1) character from one (1) fandom based on the description of yourself that you will give me. Here's a brief outline you can use as a description:

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Sexuality

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Fun-facts about yourself (optional)

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A short piece of prose centered around a specific concept or scene, generally ranging from 200-500+ words but not exceeding 1000. Only 2 characters maximum from one fandom can be commissioned in one scenario.

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I'm into yandere content

But not the yandere where they'll hurt their darling

The protective yandere that might possibly kidnap darling because the world is too dangerous

But not the yandere that will kidnap and deprive darling of almost everything

The yandere that will subtly condition their darling to depend on them and only them

But not the yandere that will threaten their darling making darling scared of them

You guys get me?

Ok gotta talk about it.

As a Jewish historian, I fucking hate Israel in ways most probably will never be able to comprehend. I'm going to try and explain it anyways. The central creation myth of Israel is that it is Jewish, and then consequently, that Israel is a part of Jewishness. Its easy to simply state this is false, but fully comprehending this and putting it into practice in thought and deed seems rare to me.

The evil at the heart of this violence predates the recent acceleration of genocide. Israel is a colony, and more than that, an antisemitic fraud itself. After WW2, when Israel was being founded, the Jews of Europe generally did not wave goodbye to their neighbors and head to the promised land. Many were expelled from their homes. Zionism itself, as an action, was a false choice at the time. A mere excuse to place an ally in the middle east, and an excuse to complete the expulsion and destruction of the European Jew. The Zionist Jew is more than complicit in this, they actively seek the destruction and assimilation of all other Jews.

Many fail to realize, and largely because of Israel, that Jews are not inherently white, Ashkenazi, European-descended people. Our faith and culture has an immense variety that is spread all across the globe. Jewishness, in population and volume of culture, exists more so outside of Israel than within it. Israel is for a very specific kind of Jew. The kind that lets Yiddish die, that attaches themselves to European things, that makes themselves and their practices as white as possible.

And they have the nerve, the fucking belligerent GALL, to frame themselves as the necessary saviors of our people. To the Zionist, questioning Israel is to question Jewishness itself. They bake adoration for the colonial machine into their very prayers, and push them on us even as children. To *not* oppress, to *not* kill, to *not* genocide, is to invite death. This is the core of fascistic thought, of course. "Kill them before they kill us." And they KNOW this too, they really do. The truth of that irony does not matter, because as is true for all fascists, the truth itself does not matter to them. They wanted this, they wanted this even before the British saw it in their best interest to give them the land. Any excuse to RETVRN, as the neo-nazis say of Rome, or the German Empire, or whatever the fuck stupid country they want to poorly animate the corpse of. Some select Zionists even *sided with the fucking Nazis* in agreement they should abandon Europe to colonize Palestine. (Haavara Agreement)

My people have proved time and time and time again you don't need a nation state to have an enduring culture. We have protected ourselves for thousands of years without the help of these spiteful, doom-saying maniacs. I was going to post something like this on Passover, but that would be hypocritical. The state of Israel doesn't actually have shit to do with Jewishness. שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְה Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn. [my best translation] Hear Israel (beginning of a prayer in Hebrew) I should outlive him long enough to bury him. (an old Yiddish curse)

Free Palestine. Donate what you can, they need it right now.

“I will never let Death part us again”

:p

I have gotten back into love and deepspace SPECIFICALLY for Caleb, I hope he knows that

I started playing it when it first came out and Xavier was my first but now it's pretty much only Caleb, even though Xavier still holds a place in my heart.

Anyways, enjoy my mc and Caleb. She might not look perfectly like me, but I got pretty close minus the bags and sleep deprived look.

Since mc is supposed to be the player, I wanted to do myself a form of self love and actually make her look as close to me as possible but she'll be far prettier than I'll ever look with my features GAH

Part of me wishes that the game did have a way to scan your face and import your look to your MC but I know that would cause more problems with some fans, so oh well