So...kinda Spoiler Not Really??? But Not The Point, The Point Is RAK’S INSULTS!!!! THEY ARE SO NEXT

Masterlist - BTS

Seokjin

- Jin fantasy au headcanons  

- Jin Purple Moodboard

Yoongi

- Yoongi fantasy au headcanons

- Yoongi Stay Gold Oneshot

Namjoon

-  Namjoon fantasy au headcanons

Hoseok

- Hoseok fantasy au headcanons

Taehyung

Jimin

- Jimin Spring Day moodboard

- Jimin fantasy headcanons

Jungkook

BTS fantasy headcanons 4/7

Hoseok (Hobi)

Fourth member to be recruited into BTS coven

Raps with Yoongi

A literal ray of sunshine

Changes colour of EVERYTHING he can…

Has so much fun in Yoongi’s lab

Like. 

Yoongi has a laboratory that he and Joonie built.

Everyone goes into it

Hobi loves the lab bit...there he experiments endlessly with the chemistry and science

If he’s not there

He’s probably watching romantic movies with the makanes

A sprite (asian)

When caught for 7 days. They bring good luck (going over limit causes permanent BAD luck)

The BTS coven just keep him in a super big cage

It’s not even a cage, it’s like a mini mansion located inside the BTS coven mansion.

The maknaes move the TV nearer to the cage just for that week so they can have movie nights

Super interested in mundane things

Loves Harry Potter

Likes his accessories 

There’s usually an explosion per day coming out of his “Sunshine Lab”

In which Hobi usually emerges drenched in colour

Jin immediately dumps a bucket of water on him and tells him to “go dry” in the sun

Hobi is working on a “Sope” (his and Suga’s ship name) that the members can use…

Occasionally changes the water colour in the bathroom so that the members shower in green, red, purple or blue water..there are a plethora of colours of course

Sometimes he will just change the lighting in the house itself so members (especially Yoongi) wake up to rainbows dancing across the room

“JUNG HOSEOK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!”

Yeah that’s probably Yoongi…

Hobi will also put some cute lil fairy lights in his lab...don’t ask me how they don’t get damaged

Also slips little chocolate bars under Yoongi’s door when he’s working late to show him someone cares

SPAMS hardcore

Fascinated with mundane technology

“Wait so only one type of phone can bend...even then it’s not able to bend except in the middle? Wicked!”

I mean, after being used to Tae’s super high tech that he installed in BTS coven, it’s no wonder they marvel at mundane tec

Sweet tooth and softie for Jin’s cakes, brownies etc

Smile is so beautiful like it legit a heart

HIP HOP DANCE

“To grab onto the last bit of hope, I’ve tried with both of my hands”  

Sorry, for the time I believed your lies and when I let you blind me with flowers and sweet words. But no more, I’ll grow my own flowers now, thanks. 

Finally Jisoo’s moodboard is done, Lisa’s to go!! (Photos for this were so hard because I was so unsatisfied with all my choices T_T)

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

I feel so old watching them grow up ...

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Moodboard! If you want to use this please message me first thank you .^.

- Gremlin out!

If you’re feeling down or anxious today, you can pretend you’re in my room with me. It’s raining outside but its cozy in here. I’m at my desk writing, you can lay on the bed and read or take the arm chair. It’s really comfy and I have extra blankets if you’re cold. You want to borrow a hoodie? You want hot chocolate? You can look through my vinyl collection or watch a movie. If you want to talk, I’ll put my writing away. Or you can just sit quietly. Whatever you want to do, just know that you’re safe here. You can stay as long as you want and you can always come back. Everything is going to be okay x

I have so much to talk about and I need to let out my sadness and happiness but there is just no one who listens. No one who really cares. No one I can go to. It‘s a horrible feeling and really depressing. How does it feel to have someone on their side? To have someone who thinks about you? I forgot. I don‘t know anymore.

(-deepthoughtsvibes)

Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.

Nayyirah Waheed (via quotemadness)

It's a tough world, but at least I have you. At least you are my bestfriend