It's So Nice Being On Tumblr Because You Don't Even Have To Make Your Own Post But People Would Still

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

Like use your imaginations here now folks. Get creative with his death.

ur gay

WHO TOLD YOU

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

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How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?

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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children

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HUH?

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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.

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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.

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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄

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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.

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DANNY?

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Ok so tonight we have learned:

Love Handel is coming back

Lindana’s children asked them to come back

Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous

Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr

Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr

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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom

HELLO??

having a crush is kinda fun when you dont wanna do murder-suicide about it

is gay clown sex an orgy. do they have gay sex in a clown car. a clown carriage even. you’re a clown you should know

sometimes

Not following fandoms but having people whom I follow occasionally falling into them, I've noticed a statistically unusually high rates of headcanoning a specific character as trans, in a "I know it's not canon but fuck you I'm having fun" sort of way. And also in horny ways.

So either there is significant overlap between people who are attracted to trans men and people who are attracted to disabled men, and I'd never noticed that before

or there's a significant amount of trans men who'll see a male character depicted as physically frail and vulnerable but mentally unhinged and far too smart to be stopped, and go "oh shit that's me"