You're Dressed As You Are Now And Assume They Are Fully Dressed. You May Wear A Mask If You'd Like But

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

BOY 🫵

thanks hon

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

just got diagnosed with loving ayda aguefort disease and it's terminal. yeah the doctor said theres no cure. looks like ill be loving ayda aguefort forever until i die ://

is this a challenge

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

i keep almost reblogging stuff to my secret elvis sideblog

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

Two wizards are fighting. One of them says "Power Word: Take a Crap!" and the other one says "Power Word! Don't do that!" and 50% of the audience shits their pants