BUT MY LOVE THIS CANNOT BEEEEEE

i should get paid to think about old musicians its really what im best at

I'm done

per my last repost…i think i need to read infinite tuesday

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to obsess over rockstars the rest of my life

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

Sometimes I forget how great it was to work for Queen.

The 4 greatest guys of all time. Bri and Rog - well, you guys know how I feel....

And there was no better team...... and tour managers like Stickells don't do it anymore.

I still can't even look at a bottle of ouzo (aniseed vodka).

photographer Neal Preston

paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

It makes me happy when they listen

if I could bring back john lennon for a day and spend a few hours explaining what the internet is and what tumblr is and what rpf is and then tell him him and paul are beating jesus and judas at a who's gayer competition I think he'd find it the funniest fucking thing on earth especially given that he literally was killed over the jesus thing. which is why they have to obliterate jesus. for him.