I Had A Dream That Cuddy And House Were Fighting In Her Office And House Turns To The Camera(?) And Goes

Just got a bad grade in doctors visit 😔

Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial

I miss getting stuck in lockers bc they were lowkey cozy

It was dark and calm and away from prying eyes

I could feel every wall so I knew nobody else was there with me

Take me back

Being suddenly added to a random group chat full of millennial fanfic authors would save me in many many ways

That or joining a cult

I’m amenable to both tbh

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

I love trans people and being trans

I love being a lesbian boyfriend

I love being asexual and a service top

I love silly pronouns

I love funky new genders

I love mobility aids covered in stickers

I love communication cards with silly graphics

I love non-monogamy

I love people with niche interests (shout out to irl obsessed with the metal used in roller coasters)

I love unconventional relationships

I love blurring the lines of romance and friendship

I love kissing the homies ™️

I love all that is undefined and obscure

EVERYONE GET MORE WHIMSICAL NOW!!!

💫📍Scrolling checkpoint !! 📍💫

If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…

Answer these fun questions!!

☆〜（ゝ。∂）good luck!!

1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?

2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?

3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?

4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???

5. Do you know it’s over????

End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]

☆*:.｡.Happy scrolling!!.｡.:*☆

WILLEEEEMMMMM

The light of my life …

Oomfies please… your vote has never mattered more…

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?

If I have a dream about eating a bagel and I wake up and eat a bagel is that a prophetic dream

I have sight. I see.