When The Mouse Bites Start Kicking In

Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”

In a vampire romance novel.

Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

You look unhappy today

SEASON 4 SPOILERS…

“Have you ever considered the possibility that you’re in love with your partner?”

GIRL THANK YOU OMFG

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

I’m about to get ripped apart at work someone save me

Save me please

At work experiencing the fear levels of a cornered prey animal because boss

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time