I Have Got To Get Normaler About Sports

I just had my first redbull so I could have a taste of what the rbr drivers drink all the time. I’ll keep u guys updated on my experience

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

Monaco GP Penalties

Free Practice 1-3

-RIC was fined €200 twice for Speeding in the pit lane

-HAM, SAI, RUS, MAZ, LAT, PER, GIO, ALO, LEC, VET, TSU, STR, BOT, OCO, NOR, RAI, RIC, VER had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qualifying

-HAM, RUS, SAI, RAI, VET had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits

-MSC dropped 5 grid places for changing the gear box --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Race

-MAZ, NOR, GAS, MSC, GIO, STR, LAT, RIC, RUS, HAM, TSU had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits

2021 Season

“Fernando” S1E4 - Fernando Alonso & Carlos Sainz Sr.

Rinus veekay going ‘bowling’ during the road America gp

Belgian Grand Prix Penalties

Free Practice

SAI, TSU and LEC had their race times deleted at turn 9 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

Qualifying

NOR dropped 5 grid positions for replacing his grid box

RAI was required to start from pit lane due to changing his rear wing assembly to a different specification from the one used in qualifying

Race

STR was given a 10 second time penalty imposed after the race for changing his rear wing during a red flag

2021 Season

britta roeske talks about sebastian vettel’s unwillingness to be pr-friendly - 2022 📷 https://twitter.com/sm_f1gp/status/1606277014343847936

Kimi is dyslexic

He listens to audio books sometimes

He once slept in a drying cabinet after he’d got wet pretending he was a ski jumper

He was found sleeping naked in some unknown actor guy’s bed the morning of his first media appearance as a Ferrari driver

His friend says he’s shit at driving in traffic but he gives off a calm vibe anyway

He thought Nico R saying he wanted to spend more time with his family when he retired was cool

Then he got confused bc Nico is still hanging around the paddock after he said that

He wants to design a normal road car

He says retiring won’t be hard for him when the day comes

He never answers his phone so now even his friends won’t call him

He once hid from the military police by crawling in a ditch bc he was drunk

The prince of Bahrain arranged a search for a guy who pushed Kimi into a pool in 2012 and ruined his phone

The guy was the prince’s son’s friend and the prince kicked them both out and apologised to Kimi by flying him home in a private jet

via @.mercedesamgf1 on instagram