Reblog Or Your Mom Will Die In 928 Seconds.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Fuck it.

If this post reaches 10k notes by the end of. Say. March 2023. i’ll read the entirety of Homestuck.

Do it fuckers you won’t.

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡

I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

click this for your randomly government-assigned color palette

WHAT AM I TO YOU?

u know the drill

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love