This Is The Magic Lucky Word Count. Reblog For Creativity Juice. It Might Even Work, Who Knows.

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

And now for something completely different.

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive Eight Year Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, (a symptom of ADHD, trauma, autism, schizophrenia etc.) you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

You’re telling me they broke up David and Tommy. Offscreen. David and Tommy. Thinkfast. The couple that went canon BECAUSE people shipped them so much. Those two? Okay. So you DON’T want me to buy this comic. Got it. No problem 👌👌👌👌👌 im gonna scream and bite and kill istg

hunting down this post to find that OP turned of reblogs has me heartbroken.

it's time.

Word for today: shitgibbon

An absurd insult comprised of one expletive/vulgarity and one non-sequitur, usually one of them single-syllable and the other double, frequently with the two components sharing vowels. Examples: "shitgibbon", "ratbastard", "douchecanoe", "cockwaffle", "jizzbiscuit", "fartshark", "snotgasket", &c.

Lego dreidels

Source: biblebeltbalabusta.com

The intersection of Lego and Jewish holidays is always fun.  Especially if the constructions actually do stuff.  Like spin.

Boops you, boops you, BOOPS YOU!

Aw, hell yis!!!! :]

I have officially decided that I am going to rewrite Frankenstein as an amazing YouTube movie titled Vicky F and Creepy C

My friends will star in it, I will be the screen writer... It's going to be a hot mess!!! :] can't wait to start filming, all I have to do now is... Well, write the script!

𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚

Extreme enthusiasm or passion for collecting, owning, or reading books.