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@lil-als have you seen this?

Literally

Technically I don’t think he’s a vampire and a weredinosaur ar the same time! There’s alternate universe stuff going on.

Dio Brando is such a world class hater it's insane. Kid hated his adoptive brother so much he decided to make it his whole family tree's problem. Haunted an entire gene pool for over a century just cause his punk brother got in the way of his inheritence. It took a temporal armageddon and a full world reboot just to scrub away the consequences of his fuckin around and he still shows up as a cowboy weredinosaur to ruin everyone's day. A master class in causing problems on purpose.

I need that quest where Nick and Kellogg are battling for control. Where did that go Bethesda

Did Yoshikage Kira write this post

one of my earliest gay memories is of waxing poetic to a girl about her plump “porcelain doll hands” while she admired mine during recess

I don’t even remember who she was or if we were friends, just that I was fascinated by her beautiful hands and the soft cushioned dimples of her knuckles—so different from my own bony spider-fingers

I don’t know 12 people on tumblr irl but you’d be one of them, @lil-als

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

Some of these are my mutuals (and I love them so much, thank y'all /srs :] )

@ticklet0d @gaystan @matchalattegreen @coquettejohnny @inyourclosetrn @pepsipaladin69 @link-alou @idevourglass @chillyfrys @2000s-dvdplayer @chouthechaoticraccoon @brainscrambl3r

I would add a lot more, but it only calls for twelve 😭

My wonderful mutual, it’s the Fallout tv show! Please get into Fallout I need to talk about it.

"Why did you join the Brotherhood?"

i feel like god but i think maybe i just need to go to sleep

This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.

I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.

if the terror played in prison & what i think they would be in for

Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer

Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)

Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out

Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc

Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)

Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)

Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest

Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes

Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them

McDonald: helped patient out of it

Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)

Gibson: wrong place, wrong time

Gore, Hodgson: got framed

Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)

Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)

Dundy: gambling

Des Voeux: hate crime

Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc

Silna: Goodsir's defendant

Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying

Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape

Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)

aro listens to a song titled "loveless" or "unlovable" or "heartless" expecting an aro anthem and it turns out to be another sad allo love song. 3 dead 27 injured