Pets Love To Show Up Like Hello I Am Mystery Wet :)

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

Dragon d’Avril day 23: “The legend of Zelda”! I’ve never played Botw… and yet… so many feelings about it…

Darker dreams await beneath the former Lakeview Mall.

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore

can confirm

Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired