Screams-a-bunch - The Void Is For Screaming

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

"everybody wants to rule the world" untrue. that sounds like it would involve sending even more emails.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

okay, but this meme suits their situation perfectly

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

Bish :3