It’s Just One Of Those Croissant Days

#whichwitch #emil

more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

love is stored in the Bonk

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes "oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!"

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality