Comes Back In With Head In Hand

comes back in with head in hand

Ren and Martyn on Cleo's stream

[long transcript under cut]

Ren: Cleo!

Cleo: Hi!

Ren: (singing) I won TCG!

Martyn: You did win it?

Ren: (still singing) I won TCG!

Martyn: You wanted to win that so bad as well.

Cleo: You won TCG?!

Ren: Dude I was sweating, that was scary!

Cleo: What did you win with? What deck? Tell me everything!

Ren: Oh! Um, hold on. Oh this is gonna make you so happy, actually!

Cleo: Please!

Ren: The best deck in the entire game--Hello! ZombieCleo-Welsknight PVP!

Cleo: YES! PVP deck!

Ren: Cleo knows, Cleo knows!

Cleo: Easy streams, easy mode deck. Martyn, it's an easy mode deck.

Ren: Why are you covered in like, post-it notes?

Cleo: Well, if you'd been in any plane and I could have gotten your signature, you would know that I'm collecting everyone's signature. But you don't, you go out and you leave me! And I'm alone in that room with all my friends. (Cleo laughs)

Martyn: You just think about yourself and it's selfish!

Cleo: How selfish are you, Ren!

Martyn: Find a sticky note and get back to your life!

Ren: Okay, okay, I'll find a dang sticky note!

Martyn: Clearly you don't need us!

Ren: Jeez! Okay!

Cleo: (laughs)

Ren: Love you, Cleo!

Cleo: Love you too!

Ren: Oh, do I get to stick this on you as well?

Martyn: You do!

Cleo: Yes. Uhh, there's sellotape down in my feet somewhere.

Martyn: You need it, yeah.

Ren: Oh, yeah.

Martyn: Am I still on there, I wonder if I've fallen off. Here, let me check.

Ren: Um, okay, lets see. I'm going to stick myself... (Ren makes a face) Uhh.

Cleo: Where are you going to stick yourself, Ren? (Cleo and Ren laugh)

Martyn: (teasingly) Finish the sentence.

Cleo: (also teasingly) You started, so you'll finish!

Martyn: (following Ren) No! No! Stop! Hey! You come back here and you finish that sentence. On Camera!

Cleo: (laughing) I'm so glad that it's the three of us in a corridor alone. Cause no one else would have said that!

Martyn: Right!

Ren: Umm, lets see. I'm just gonna-- I'm just gonna have myself dangling off of your screen.

Martyn: Screen! Screen, okay.

Cleo: That tickles, Ren! You have to be very careful where you're placing things.

Martyn: So I have fallen off since earlier, so I'll sellotape this time.

Cleo: Oh, okay, cool.

Ren: You should dangle on the other side!

Martyn: Yeah, sounds good.

Cleo: So I've got Ren and Martyn dangling off my face, is what you're telling me?

Ren: Yeah, yeah, you can't, you can't actually-- (Ren laughs) You can't see the danglage, but it's gonna be double danglage happening.

Cleo: Is it now?

Martyn: Cleo's getting bangs!

Cleo: I do appreciate the dangle. (Cleo snorts) It's late, it's nearly 2am. I can't.

Ren: (laughs) That's awesome! I'm going to take a picture of that for you, that's, uh, that's beautiful.

Cleo: Please, please do! I need that picture! Who else do I need? Chat who else do I need? I need...

Martyn: You definitely still needed Scar, right?

Ren: Yeah, I think so.

Cleo: Definitely still need Scar. I think I may need Joe as well.

Martyn: Yeah.

Ren: Okay, I am gonna go, because apparently I'm getting slapped in the face with a tortilla.

Martyn: I think I am at some point, so I'm gonna get you to Scar, and then I'll be coming back.

Cleo: Cool! Cool.

Martyn: Lets do it!

Cleo: I can help Scar do whatever Scar is doing. Which is...

Ren: Okay, awesome. Bye Cleo!

Cleo: I'll see ya! Enjoy the tortilla! Bye!