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βA boy whoβs jacked and kindβ
(Slim Pickins by Sabrina Carpenter)
Requested by the lovely @notheoneuneed
I lowkey giggled so much when writing this. Thanks for the request!!! β‘
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If anyone wants me to turn this into a fic like "alphabet soup" by the amazing, @whoopsyeahokay , I would be happy to! β‘ (For real, tho, that fic got me through so many boring class periods, and it needs more recognition! πͺ)
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A - Aftercare (what theyβre like after sex)
This man FOR SURE is an aftercare king! He makes sure his partner is cleaned up, hydrated, and well cared for. I feel like he's definitely the type of man to run a bath for his partner if he was a little rough, or just in general.
B - Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerβs)
Wally is a big boy, so I feel like his favorite part of HIS body would be his hands. Being able to hold his partner close to him is a must for intercourse. He 100% uses those fingers to his advantage. π€
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Let's get one thing straight. Wally may have been an 80s jock and a bully, but he treats his lady RIGHT. He is not cumming anywhere but inside her, condom or not. With her permission, of course. He would never disrespect his lady by painting her with his cum like a common whore. #gentleman
D - Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I don't think he has any, to be honest. I feel like he'd be very open and honest with his partner about what he likes/ is willing to do.
E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyβre doing?)
This man has been dead for 40 years... He's got experience. For those saying, "Well, he hasn't had anyone to practice with," the man probably found a way to fulfill his needs.
F - Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. Easy. Wally is a sensitive, romantic soul. He loves and craves intimacy, which missionary gives. He's the type of person to look into his partners eyes as they reach climax.
G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Goofy, he's a silly goofy boy. It's a very intimate act, so he'll try and lighten the mood if it's your first time to make you more comfortable.
H - Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's got a little stubble. C'mon, guys, he's been stuck in school for 40 years. There's not much to work with. But he does try his best to keep it well managed.
I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Like I said before, this man is a GENTLEMAN. He will not cum before you, and will make sure you cum at least twice before he does. He will definitely hold you as close to him as possible when he cums. Giving kisses to your body as you come down from your high, and giving encouraging words/praise the whole time.
J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He's been trapped in high school for 40 years. There's no way that someone hasn't caught him "relieving himself" at some point. He'll definitely jack off to a polaroid of you.
K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Overstimulation. He loves to make his partner cum multiple times. It gives him a sense of accomplishment and pride that he made his partner feel so good.
L - Location (favorite places to do the do)
Wally is not picky. He will take you anywhere you let him. The gym, the football field, the cafeteria, the hallway during passing period. If you say yes, this man is taking FULL advantage of that consent.
M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Anything and everything. This man LOVES you with all his heart. Anything you do turns him on. If you even breathe the same air as him, he gets hard.
N - No (something they wouldnβt do, turn offs)
I think the only thing that he wouldn't do would be anything that disrespects or hurts his partner.
O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes giving and receiving, but he prefers giving. He loves to feel the way his partner shakes and loves hearing their whines as he makes them cum.
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He'll go at whatever pace you ask, but if he's in a particular mood, girl, you better hold tf on because he's gonna take you to pound town.
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yes. The answer is yes. He will take you anywhere any chance he can get it. He loves to be intimate with his partner, mostly to let everyone know that they belong to him.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He usually likes to keep it simple, but if you ask him, I'm sure he won't mind trying something new. He would definitely take the risk of a pregnancy just to feel himself filling you up and marking you in a primal way that only HE can.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh honey, this man can go forever. That man is a big boy athlete and can go on, and on, and on, WELL after you've finished.
T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He'd probably use a vibrator on his partners clit while he ruts deep into them, maximizing their pleasure and his. He loves to hear the whimpers that you'd make, it just eggs him on even more.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, he's a tease. Wally will edge you until you BEG for him to make you cum, drawing out your pleasure just to make you fucking EXPLODE. And he'll do it with a smile on his face.
V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud. Loud Asf. He wants the world to know how good you make him feel, and he'll let you know, too. He'll tell you things like, "fuckk, you're doing so good, baby." "Keep going, just like that," and so on.
W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Your first time with him is very romantic, he's got a bed set up, there's flowers and music, the whole package. There's nothing he won't do to make you feel comfortable.
X - X-ray (letβs see whatβs going on under those clothes)
Big boy. Big, big boy. I'm saying like 7-8 inches. He's both a grower AND a shower. He's 6 inches soft, which you can tell from the scenes with him wearing sweatpants.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Like I said before, if he's horny, he'll let you know. And then he'll go until you tell him to stop. Wally LOVES you and is NOT afraid to let anyone and everyone know.
Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It depends on how long you let him go for, but he'll usually hold you close to him and rub your back until you fall asleep. He's a protector, so he won't sleep until he knows you're safe.
~ β β‘ Β° ~ β β‘ Β° ~ β β‘ Β° ~ β β‘ Β° ~
Tell me why I canβt think about anything else. Bro needs to start paying RENT for taking so much space in MY MIND
MILO MANHEIM as ZED NECRODOPOLIS β³ ZOMBIES 3 (2022)
MY HEART NEARLY FELL OUT WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION ON TIK TOK! ITS A FAN ACCOUNT
Milo Manheim
Will forever be an iconic moment in the show
School Spirits 2.06 - "Ghost Pointe Blank"
Wow
Nothing lasts forever,
but you were gone too soon
You were robbed of summer
I was robbed of you
I'm feral about these sad dead kids.
:']
First ever fan fic βYou belong with meβ part 1 -28 out now. Still thinking about Wallyβs πUsing song titles as fanfic π€π» meAussie ~ She/her ~ 25
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