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My goodness, this is beautiful
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
ha HA I have located this amazing post at last!
bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments
Holy cow, the goblin core/dark cottagecore music guy has a brother whose vibe is EXACTLY the same, who’d’a thunk
when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
*GASP* JELLY TARTS ARE REAL?!
Te ciasteczka ze Smoczego Księcia zawsze kojarzyły mi się z hamantashami.
Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.
As a Texan I would like to say that you absolutely nailed it
miku worldwide usa edition (click to fully appreciate)
(go follow the cool artists under the cut)
current map: here
washington: @mochasucculent
oregon: @the-jelliphish
california: @camiliar
arizona: @apelgif
nevada: kikiCPU
utah: @ace-o-hearts
montana: @just-luxx
idaho: @roxyrot
wyoming: @saintlethanavir
colorado: @yaelartworks
new mexico: @eldritch-ace
north dakota: @schwoopsiedoodles
south dakota: beebeerock
nebraska: @glassofoj-twitter
kansas: @petziez
oklahoma: @razzafrazzle
texas: @princepsed
minnesota: @pastabaguette
iowa: @rumpledcrow
missouri: @inkyharpy
arkansas: @basement-buddy
louisiana: @circusclownproductions
wisconsin: @plush0fairy
illinois: @shrimpimage
kentucky: @double-m-b
tennessee: @thebiscuiteternal
mississippi: @juneyybee
alabama: @burnt-scone
michigan: @chorne-the-firstborn
idiana: @meowjuniper
ohio: @teethflavoured
west virginia: @littleivyart
virginia: @splemonocracy
georgia: @alyossan
florida: kierscribbles
south carolina: @ash-animates
north carolina: @pinkcultgirl
maryland: @f4ceache
pennsylvania: @sukifoof-art
new york: @doodoobirds
new jersey: @porcelain-rob0t
delaware: easybriizydraws
rhode island: @crazywolf828
conneticut: @koreyeet
vermont: @maggotwithanf
massechusettes: @wishpetal
new hampshire: @ohnoshiv
maine: @limesade
alaska: @owldart
hawaii: @theexistingbox
Which comic is this, I need to know so bad
A reminder to everyone in the fandom that batman has cannoncally turned into a mermaid
Mood
Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever
Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:
Awww Alpine’s in his hoodie and they’re cuddly and happy and aaaaaaaaaahhhh
misc bucky doodles
Bruce can protect him from outside threats.
He never said he could protect Dick from himself.
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BRUCE WAYNE TO SURVIVE RAISING THE MOST PERFECT CHILD EVER
Aw such a silly bean. I don’t know if he has ever truly looked that cheerful
A lot of people liked the :0 Damian on my last doodle page but one person called it popcat Damian and I knew what had to be done. He’s just a little man, anyway this was super fun and I probably should’ve done beast world Damian (maybe I’ll redraw it w that version idk)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh
if I had a nickel for every time I voted for the potential first female president over trump and trump won I’d had two nickels and it’s really fucking fucked up that it happened twice
Damian is READY
By aurora.roseluv IG
He looks calm in this picture but you know he was just S E E T H I N G with tiny fury
It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.
Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".
Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.
Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.
Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.
Absolutely iconic
I saw a post saying something like; Jason doing a whole magical girl transformation just to use a totally normal gun. Love the idea, hasn't left my mind since 💀✋
I thought Dick was just Like That but it turns out he got it from his dad aww
why Bruce is so goddamn girly pop
AAAAH I WANT THIS IT FEELS SO RIGHT
Superbat soulmate idea
Soulmate au where your soulmate's biggest secret is written somewhere on your body. But instead of Clark and Bruce's saying "I am Batman" and "I am Superman" they say "I am Bruce Wayne" and "I am Clark Kent"
Cue them meeting in civilian persona (Bruce is a detective and Clark is a journalist, of course they find out who the names belong to) and they end up dating. Neither of them find the marks too weird. With Bruce "billionaire and common kidnapping victim" Wayne, and Clark "reporter and probably has a lot of enemies because of this" Kent, they assume the other just doesn't like blurting out who they are if they don't have to.
So they date. And it's fine. But it feels like something is missing. Feels like the relationship is being forced despite their obvious bond.
Meanwhile Batman "I would rather die than let anyone know I'm a human who has emotions" and Superman "I need to protect those I love by not letting people know who my civilian identity is" are slowly learning to trust and depend on each other and are growing closer in a more natural way than their counterparts. Until something happens where they have to reveal their secret identities to each other.
So I’ve read fics where the Justice League assumes Batman and Nightwing are dating, but what about where SuperBat are a known couple and the Justice League believes Nightwing is trying to be a home-wrecker?
Picture Dick just trying to go for a hug from his father because he had a very rough day but instead people keep trying to get between him and Bruce. So he goes for the next best thing… a hug from his favourite hero Superman which also goes wrong
League members thinking Nightwing might be asking for a threesome (which already went horribly wrong the last time another JL member asked—SuperBat was furious and talked about their monogamous closed relationship) and they’re trying so hard to prevent another fight between SuperBat and the Justice League
Nightwing, Batman, and Superman have no clue what’s going on / why the JL is acting so odd
First clip: I am majestic, chonky, free, and happy
Second clip: Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ RELEASE ME Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ
the transition im crying
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I’m doing an essay on unicorns (yes, seriously), and I found this wonderful tidbit of information:
Like imagine you lose a unicorn because it just rolled off a cliff like an even more reckless Sonic the hedgehog
Credit to the author: Beer, Rüdiger Robert. Unicorn: Myth and Reality. Translated by Charles M. Stern, Van Nostrand Reinhold Company, 1972.
Omg I love this
Sleeping Beauty Genderbend by: http://dorodraws.tumblr.com/
But what if I WANT to go on a magical faerie adventure?
i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)
Oh my GOSH I need this
Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
I absolutely love this interpretation of Superman and Lois
"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!